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With mid to late June descending fast upon us, 'tis almost time for London's Southbank Centre to play host to its second big music festival of the year, Meltdown, this year curated by jazz legend Ornette Coleman.
By means of commemoration, DiS would like to offer you tickets to see the man himself. But we can't, and frankly we won't. OR CAN/WILL WE?
For soft, what light though yonder window breaks? Why 'tis Philadelphia's prime purveyors of all live hip-hop The Roots, whose jazzy flourishes clearly appeal to Mr Coleman, who has booked them for his fest. They'll be playing the Festival Hall on Meltdown's second night (Jun 13, 7.30pm) in the company of Californian jazz legend David Murray, who also has his own set across the way in the Queen Elizabeth Hall later that evening.
Doubtless Philly's finest will be treating crowds to some choice cuts from latest, ?uestlove-produced opus How I Got Over, but as ever, Meltdown equates to special guest team ups agogo, and we're promised Mr Coleman himself will be stepping out to collaborate at some point in the evening. An evening for which DiS DOES have one pair of tickets to give away.
So to win this prize of two tickets to see the Roots with David Murray and a guest turn from Ornette Coleman on Saturday, simply complete the following sentence, with the best answer winning.
"If jazz was an animal, it would be a..."
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If jazz was an animal...
it would be a polar bear with a wig which comes close - if not identical - to Seb Rochford's hair. See what I did there?
If jazz was an animal...
it'd be a circle
If jazz was an animal...
it would be a cow, charging at David Blunkett.
Too soon?
If jazz was an animal...
it would be a hedgehog prancing frantically in a chip fan fire being dowsed with water
I hope not
There's no way I could actually get to London on Saturday. So, er, ignore my post....
If jazz was an animal, it'd be a snake.
Smooooth...
If jazz was an animal, it'd be an overfed dog.
Full of cats...
If jazz was an animal, it would be a
lot furrier
If jazz was an animal it would be a
Thelonious Monkey
or
Count Bassett Hound
If jazz was an animal it would be a
...cockroach cos it'll still be around even after the nuclear holocaust kills us
...elephant cos it's already got a saxophone strapped to it's face
...chameleon cos it's always changing
...duckbilled platypus cos it's weird but so damn cool
i really want these tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If jazz was an animal, it would be...
a bleary-eyed panda in a pork pie hat squinting at the first few rays of the morning, walking home with a spring in his step and a lit spliff in his hand, whistling 'summertime.'
you're going to have to...
excuse my grammar
AAAAAH!
Who won these tickets?!
ah, lordscopie
I'm a sucker for a pun
damnit
to be fair, thelonious monkey won it for me as well
:(

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