Found: "the worst band in the world ever!!!"

Who the fuck is Stabby?

..ever?

They are pretty damn risible aren't they.

is
news.

That tune is at least slightly lively and likeable.

This is the worst band ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiTT0siNjKw

I'm sure of it. We're watching you, Stabb ;)

Enter Shitkari

Poor qual...it's a little harsh to single these guys out for abuse

Isn't this cyber bullying?

http://www.myspace.com/lesnaast
http://www.myspace.com/lesbrats
You'll love Enter Shitkari after...

There are plenty worse bands.

on the tv, but I agree. Poor show. But that's the way the news section here is. Maybe they'll let DiS do ATP when they stop doing stuff like this.

"Since this went up Shard have contacted me to let me know they are in fact a 4 boy/1 girl combo. Well, I did mention the boys wore a lot of makeup....."

I'm easily pleased :)

Terrible = yes.
THE worst = nowhere near.

Cyber bullying? who gives a swimming fuck, this band are fucking TERRIBLE and I love DiS all the more for this news story! :D

one song is even 'alrite'

Panic! at the disco type pictures and clothes (which is not a good thing)

The second one is a different story, however...

read between the lines ferchrissakes

brilliant.

.......this is the the is a tad odd.

Sounds like Elastica pretty much, but with a stabb at My Chemical Romance at the (slightly superflous) outtro section. For a band so conscious of their image and following in the long line of Johnny Thunders worshippers was a bit surprised to see them all wearing their guitars really high up like session players. I guess it's a bit too reliant on style over songwriting, but it makes me chuckle how the jeans-and-t-shirt wearing visually monotonous masses always get so perturbed by bands who try to DO something with the way they look. This is really little different from many bands on these pages...competetent and tight, delivered with plenty of attitude, but beneath the musical clothes doth not lie the foundations of a hit single.

this isn't news.

!

They're taking the piss out of stabby and the rest of us declaring any band 'the worst ever'.

Chillax kids.
:)

it will happen 2moro. haha.

there are worse bands than this in just about every town.

to be fair. they are the worst band ever.

anyone who doesent read the boards(i.e non-nerds) will NOT get this.

But still, theyre shit, so... yeah.

The album you have to review is :
http://drownedinsound.com/release/view/7014

were alright ish, nice fellas too. My Pleasure aren't as good, but by no means the worst band around.

but this is OK.

is needed !
At least 300 words !

the misfortune of seeing this band play as I was doing merch for pink grease. It is pretty telling when the band spends 20 mins doing a soundcheck and 2 hours on hair and make up.

It's stupidly fun !

was the standalone ep?

be rate. im definately catching my passion at rock city

he has m83 mew and nappy3rd as favourite bands, and emboldened which i think means more of a favourite.

The people dancing in the video are good.

...if anything DiS is supporting 'decent new bands' at a level far higher than any peers. Plan B can only designate so much space; we're unlimited in said capacity. Artrocker is cack; we're not so. Et cetera.

A story like this, penned late on a Friday, is intended to close the gap between user-generated content and editorially controlled content; it blurs the lines and holds a mirror up to the lifeblood of the site. It is, most importantly, Just A Bit Of Fun.

Perceive it however you will, it's not a biggie. There's no 'irony', nor are we journeying towards any 'corporate machine' (heaven knows I wish we were - that way we could get a higher budget for tea-making facilities). There is no downward spiral - DiS is better than ever. If your personal opinion is entirely opposite to that, well, I'd proffer the suggestion that you are very much in a minority.

Methinks. Lates blates.

Mx

Good answer. It just doesn't sit easy with me, cos it makes you all look like silly schoolboys which - in your writing at least - we know you're not.

Lose the dodgy news stories, the Hard-Fi tour dates (or make up your mind whether you want to promote or thwart them), though and I for one would start reading the articles again.

Us reporting on Hard-Fi dates ins't an endorsement. We let our reviews push that side of the coin. Factual Pieces On Big Bands will always have a place on a site like DiS, purely because when such a tour is rumoured, fans start searching. I'd like to think that DiS is a decent provider of such information.

If you read 'Hard-Fi' in a headline, it's your choice whether or not you read it. We have no agenda, nor do we have a duty; we have our own options and choices, and make them according to our own judgement. You can do likewise and ignore what you want to ignore; hopefully there is content enough ont he site of a day to keep you occupied for a lunch break.

Dodgy news stories and the losing of? Well, I doubt very much given the office make-up we'll ever lose an edge of piss-take when it comes to Fridays, but a balance will always be present. If you can't sometimes make an example of an act then how will they ever learn? All publicity is good publicity, too, so do both parties win out? Probably.

Bear in mind that there are 40+ writers here. One person's passion (oh broo ha ha in THIS band's case) is another's stinky fish. One can present The Facts, the other an opinion on said act's oddly-popular nonsense.

Never read into any editorial 'line'; there isn't a defined one. And posting dates but suggesting they'd be awful: fine by me. PR man or lady or label get what they need, we attract traffic from Googling souls searching for said news, and we also get to imply that the band is a bit gash if they deserve it (and OH MY do Hard-F ever deserve it). One, two, three, get down with the wicked.

Korn? OMG.

not really. it helps to define what you're against sometimes as well. we can't simply ignore what goes on outside of our own cloistered little indie ghettos. bottom line though: kev's story was funny. byyye!

they used to perform/record under the name of Shard, but we called them Shart, describing the act of shitting ones-self while farting.

An altogether preferable experience to hearing this gash.

...tut tut!

even though i DON'T prefer keane to my passion...

we (the notts lads) gave the pigeon detectives their big break! LOLZZ

Did a few gigs there. I always quite enjoyed the venue. Apart from the 'getting there' part. Most of St. Albans looks the same to me!

whut?