Anyone would think Marilyn Manson had an agenda to further. Relieved and reflective after tossing verbal jizz in the faces of My Chemical Romance (link), Manson has been whining to all and sundry about how his ex, Dita Von Teese, has made off with his stuffed animal collection.
But not for Brian the stuffed, bedraggled bears of some childhood Arcady - rather "four taxidermied baboons, two monkeys, a white peacock, a turtle and a wild boar."
Confused? Clever us up Manson!
"I went through a dramatic lifestyle change with my home after the break-up. I left it. When you get separated, you lose so much. I don't know what she'll say when I ask for them back."
And if you had to compare your state post-Von Teese to any of God's creatures, what would that creature be? Furthermore, what state of dress would it be in?
"I came out of this naked, a featherless bird. I was completely destroyed. I had no soul left."
DiS knows how you feel, Brian.