Lily Allen has claimed that she dealt drugs in Ibiza as a 15-year-old.
In an interview with Uncut, the 'would you, wouldn't you?' pop madam said she realised at an early age that she wasn't cut out for a life in supply.
"I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I didn't excel in drug-dealing - I was terrible at it," said Lily, before offering up a word advice for prospective shotters everywhere: "Golden rule with drug-dealing; don't get too enthusiastic with your own merchandise."
She also revealed that work commitments have been making it hard for her to score of late.
"I haven't done drugs for a while now. Too busy. I'd like to say work and sex have replaced drugs. But there's not been enough time off work for sex. This must change."
Her next single, 'Littlest Things' is out December 11th. Mike Diver "quite likes it, actually".