Nerf Herder, everyone’s favourite ‘Buffy Theme’ purveyors, were in town and had literally 7 Minutes (that’s a minute per questions, kids) to fill in a 7 Questions questionnaire. Nerf Herder released ‘American Cheese’ in August, which they “recommend because the case is made of Genuine Plastic!” They’re probably not taking the piss either. Actually, going on this…
1. What is your favourite cheese and why?
Cheese Whiz – because you can spray it out of the can. It’s so convenient!
2. What would be the first thing you'd do if you had a really convincing sex change?
I’d sleep with David Beckham.
3. If you had to sleep with another member of your band who would it be and why?
Steve, because he’s the softest … plus he’s never had sex!
4. Who or what do you really hate at the moment and why?
I hate Creed because they sound like Creed.
5. What's the best thing since sliced bread?
Just For Men. I use it too!
6. What band would you really like people to know about?
Sugarcutt because they’re even cooler than N*Sync and BB Mak.
7. Who’d win the fight: The Grateful Dead OR The Undead with burning spears?
The Grateful Dead because they’re so fat.