Lindsay Lohan - sometime actress and singer, full-time celebrity party drunkard - has denied rumours that she had a little Full Throttle action with McFly drummer Harry Judd.
Yes, by 'Full Throttle' we mean nookie. It's 'cause of that horrible Herbie movie, y'see. Gosh.
The pair met while Lohan (pictured, eeewwwww) was filming an entirely different but equally awful movie entitled Just My Luck, for which the pop four-piece penned a song. Called 'Please, Please, Lindsay, Please'. No clues there, then.
Lohan told snooping report types:
"I didn't date (Harry). I didn't fancy any of the McFly boys. But they're really nice. A friend who was with me had a crush on one of them. But musically I prefer Arctic Monkeys."
Why, 'cause they sing about whores and stuff? WICKED.