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Ozzy: Four By Floored

Ozzy Osbourne has fallen off his quad bike and hurt himself - badly. According to BBC news, Osbourne broke his collarbone, eight ribs and a neck vertebrae in the accident.

The accident happened Monday afternoon on his Buckinghamshire estate, where Osbourne had been taking a break from promotional duties for a duet with daughter Kelly.

He was taken to nearby Wexham Park Hospital, where, according to a statement from his US publicists, the singer underwent surgery to lift his collarbone, believed to be resting on a major artery interrupting blood flow to his arm.

The unlikely-named Dr Dick Jack reported that the injuries were "not a major problem."

Osbourne spent the night in intensive care and is now in a stable condition.

News of the accident ends an eventful year for the sometime Black Sabbath frontman and star of 'The Osbournes'. His wife, Sharon, survived a cancer scare, his son Jack went into rehab, and more recently Ozzy suffered from tremors which indirectly forced the cancellation of a European tour.

Everyone at DiS hopes that the bat-biting one will be back on his, er, bike real soon.

Ozzy Falls Off Bike, Hurts Himself

Awww...poor Ozzy...hasn't he suffered enough...there's just no justice...why couldn't Jakc or Kelly fall off?

Ozzy: Four By Floored


The moral is to become fat. If Jack had fallen, he'd have bounced. Ozzy, get some pies inta ya, son (and not inta ya son. He's had enough already).

Didn't Dr Dick Jack star in 'Carry on Nurse'?

Ozzy: Four By Floored

Maybe he was thinking just how poor his duet with Kelly is... Puts me on the floor every time...

Re: Ozzy: Four By Floored

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3312527.stm

...top picture of Kelly

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