The band are now looking for a new singer or singer/guitarist to join as soon as possible, to aid in their campaign to "take over the world".
Interested parties should be someone willing to give up everything for the band. They should send a brief summary of their life and, if possible, a CD/tape/minidisc/MP3 url to:
3a Bonnington Ave,
The closing date is October 31st.
Email firstname.lastname@example.org for more info, or call manager Brian Reynolds on 0141 564 4933.