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Linkin Park Bloke Survives Tummy Ache

Chester from pop group Linkin Park has been hospitalised with a stomach ache.

After several years playing shows with facial signs of intense constipation, the band’s frontman has finally cracked, forcing the multi-platinum metallers to cancel a bunch of festival dates.

Don’t worry, they don’t affect you. Linkin Park are still confirmed to headline the Reading and Leeds festivals; as long as the pollen count isn’t too high. In the meantime, amuse yourselves by emailing him good wishes to chester@linkinpark.com.

A spokesman commented, ‘Chester Bennington was admitted to a Los Angeles area hospital last Friday after an attack of severe back and abdominal pains, so fuck off and go see Evanescence instead.’

Linkin Park Bloke Survives Tummy Ache

thats the best damn headline i ever saw...

Linkin Park Bloke Survives Tummy Ache

What you fail to mention is that this affects their European tour, but oooooooh *suprise* doesn't affect look like it will affect their US tour. Not that I'm particularly bothered about it being Linkin Park doing this, but just in general a lot of bands seem to have random ailments just before coming to Europe.
Wankers

Linkin Park Bloke Survives Tummy Ache

The poor diddums. Has nobody thought to explain the concept of a hangover to him yet?

Linkin Park Bloke Survives Tummy Ache

WANKER!
were do u get off. bands touring like this r under a shit load of stress...and u take the piss coz u dislike thier music..ull never be anything compared to chester mate...so go slit ur wrists

Re: Linkin Park Bloke Survives Tummy Ache

I love their music though.

I take the piss cos they're a bunch of whining fuckwits - anyone who can travel round the world 5star stylee playin music every other night and STILL complain is a tosser.

Much like yourself.

Slitting wrists is something only Linkin Park fans would consider. Don't worry tho son, there's still hope. The Smiths' Louder Than Bombs is only four quid in the current HMV sale. Did you know that 'Crawling' is a direct rip off of 'There Is a Light That Never Goes Out'?

Linkin Park Bloke Survives Tummy Ache

chester is THE SHIT. his voice is fuckin awesome and you're retarded. His singing is amazing and he pushes himself really hard so stfu. you shouldn't make fun of him just because you hate LP. that's just fuckin low man. HE'S SICK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HOPE HE GETS WELL. then, you can say whatever the fuck you want.

CHester was seriously ill

u bunch of lil' gits.....what the hell is ur malfunction? Cheester WAS sick....he has a lot of stress on him u moron...get it thru ur skull

Re: CHester was seriously ill

where do we get these people from?

N.

Re: CHester was seriously ill

These Linkin Park fans are Mass-Manufactured and brainwashed straight from the States... they come in they're only shiny little box.

Re: CHester was seriously ill

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Whats w/ Linkin Park and kids these days? why cant they listen to good muzak

Re: CHester was seriously ill

we don't listen to good music..we listen to GREAT music

Re: CHester was seriously ill

no-puber retard...

Re: CHester was seriously ill

...Maybe Chester was sick of people commenting on how he looks like the archetypal kiddy-diddler or summat...

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