The biggest girl group of all time, ever, in the history of pop, end of, period, The Spice Girls, are apparently to tour the UK in November. This information is brought to you via the pages of The Sun and my inky fingers.
The paper reckons that touring in November would allow time for Geri Halliwell to give birth to her child, due in May, and get back into shape for what's bound to be (assuming it happens) quite an extraordinary live show.
And that's it. Is it time for us to go to the pub yet?