Irritating X-Factor loser Chico Slimani - the perma-smiling Moroccan that didn't even make the series final - has won himself a record deal with Sony BMG.
Now, we ask you: what the fuck is wrong with this industry?
Slimani will release his debut single, 'Chico Time', in the near future. He told anyone who'd listen: "I'm absolutely loving every minute of it, and looking forward to releasing the single at last."
The 34-year-old talent show flop can't sing, in case you wondered. Words, they really do fail you sometimes...