Full of (Middle) Eastern promise: Iran bans Western music
Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, yesterday issued a decree banning all music from the West from being played on domestic radio stations and television.
An official statement reads: "Blocking indecent and western music from the Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting is required."
Mr Ahmadinejad is known for his hard-line attitudes, but few predicted an all-out ban on music that Brits consider completely acceptable.
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the only proven defence against the vile taint on the world that is the Crazy Frog.
i'd also like a ban
on all music from the west (or is it nothing, as we're here? ah fuck it, west). i fear that's the only way we can stop some artists.
We need an ambassador
to argue our case for us.
Pete Doherty?
Yes, Send Dotherty to Iran, dressed as George Bush.
Chris Martin could drive him there
Oh
It's not at all funny. The guy is crushing opposition, denying the holocaust and threatening to wipe Israel off the map. Scary. And nucleur power probably beckons...
Israel lied
about its nuclear program in exactly the same way so what's good for the goose is good for the gander, or are we only allowed one nuclear bully, Israel, in that part of the world ?
Why...
...is there a picture of turkish delights? Have they banned them too?
Well...
Its the whole "If your friends with America" thing. Friends with America - oppress whoever you want with whatever you want, we'll call them terrorists. Not friends with America - you're terrorists too unless you obey us. (What do you mean, obedience doesn't come into friendship? Of course it does!)
True
But doesn't make it right for everyone else to get weapons. It's difficult for us to criticise anyone seeking nucleur weapons when we are signed up to the NPT and yet continue filling our stocks(ings). However, the fact Israel has weapons doesn't make it any less worrying that Iran may be seeking them. Israel has committed crimes but hasn't threatened to wipe anyone else off the map... America is a baddy. Yes, yawn. Iran is a baddie too.
!
Most western music has been banned in Iran for ages now anyway. Not sure how he cheated his way into power but they day he did Iran lost 25 years of progress, moron.
i think you'll find..
isreal has already suceeded in wiping another country of the map whereas iran only intends to :)
banning western music is great. can we ban all iranian music of our tv and radio in response...
OH YEAH.
Good point! Though wasn't it Britain that kind of got the ball rolling there with The Balfour Declaration...
We all are fucked. We are all going to die in a nuclear war or from the environmental apocolypse.
Oi, Pickles
GET A JOB.
The Iranian President
Is a bit bonkers. He denied the Holocaust the other day. Yeah, on what evidence, freakshow?
Oi Diver!
Er.
i LOVE
turkish delight.
and, denying the holocaust is one of my favourite conspiracy theories - gets everyone riled up.
He
"promised" a load of money for the poor allegedly. Anyways it was only between him and the president that was before the last one, who is probably more hated in Iran then he is.
All the half-decent forward thinking candidates basically got banned from standing for election.
Anyway the cunt is basically taking it too far now, he seems to believe he is the second coming of some important Imam, which is pissing a load of people off, and even the mullahs are regretting letting him win.
If Iran and Israel
wiped each other would anyone miss them ?
I suppose America would as they'd lose one of their bogeymen and their spoilt, badly behaved manipulative child in one foul swoop.
I love denying holocausts
I mean, um, turkish delight
why must i enter a subject??
with James Blunt as a diplomatic goodwill present.
If we're factually correct
Israel's Britain's child. But America seem to have 'adopted' them.
I deny
the existence of turkish delight.
Norman Wisdom
was very popular in Iran.
I think, or maybe ive just made that up.
i think...
there's a bit of an oedipus complex going on here if we're going to start getting technical about this :)
Deja vu
Rock the Casbah, anybody?
The Specials...
Norman Wisdom
was huge in Albania during Enva Hoxa's rule. There is something about the guy that attracts the love of totalitarian regimes. Pol Pot's favourite movie was "Trouble In Store."
Pol Pot
was truly the dictator's dictator. As much as Idi Amin would have you think otherwise.
Big Deal
So Iran gets nuclear power, putting aside the LONG amount of time it'll take before that translates into nuclear weapons - how much of a threat would you imagine that poses to you or I snuggled as we are in the safe tits of Great Britain? Iran ain't got any subs or planes or missiles to deliver any nuclear weapons with. Consider also that the "president's" only purpose is to mouth off at the west to keep the general population happy while the supreme religious leaders who actually run that country spend their time thinking of an ingenius plan to stem democratic reform by installing puppet hardline presidents AND keep US troops out of the country by trying not to make its meddling in Iraq too completely blatant.
I recommend we start a sweepstakes on how likely it is they'll pull it off.
LOL
Imagine if Bliar banned 'Eastern' music.


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