Now, your regular driving-to-the-office type o' guy sometimes has a wee shunt, and nothing's said. But Chris Martin's not a regular driving-to-the-office type o' guy, so...
Chris Martin of Coldplay was not seriously injured yesterday when he wedged his BMW X5 into the back of another car.
The singer was driving through leafy Belsize Park in north London, known for its service station pasties, poor cinema and uneven pavements, when the accident happened. Reports indicate that his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, was with him at the time.
Let's hope for Martin's sake he wasn't 'Talk'ing on his mobile at the time. No? Fine.