...quite possibly, actually, as the pair are getting married on the edge of a forest.
Yup, Ms Xtina Of DirtyVille, Kinky State, some other rubbish play on a place alluding to her skimpy chaps, is getting hitched to the amusingly named Jordan Bratman this weekend. Tomorrow, actually. In the Napa Valley. We're not even pretending we know where in the US that is.
Taking a leaf out of someone's charitable book, Aguilera is not asking for any presents, instead asking guests at the ceremony to donate to the Hurricane Katrina relief fund. Tres bien.
If it means owt to anyone here, the bride to be will be wearing a dress designed by Christian Lacroix. My jumper comes from Marks & Spencer. It is grey.
So, um, yeah... have a nice day there Christina.