Literally what it says above: Aidan Moffat, former Arab Strap man fond of sweary words, has contributed his first sex-advice column to DiS-associated site theQuietus.com.
Yup. So get tips on how - or how not to - treat your lady from the man who once wrote song after song after song about sex right here.
You don't need to be over 30 to read such an article. Honest. (Insert smiley here.)