Drownedinsound have just had a news from close to the band, confirming that the Strokes have split up.
The story broke in the early hours this morning as the band arrived back in america and apparently "realised it was only the singer who was ever written about". The Drummer (we don't know his name either) rubbed twinkies in Julian's face causing him to suffocate. A scrum of bodies formed. When it finished their pretty faces were scratched and brusied.
The bands stylist was seen leaving in tears.