Crystal Castles will be in the UK this spring for a series of live shows.

The band/enigmas/nerds/assholes might turn up at the following venues, but only after you’ve deleted as applicable, you horrible bastards:

May
2 Oxford Carling Academy
3 Bristol Thekla
4 Norwich Waterfront
5 Brighton Concorde 2
6 Nottingham Rescue Rooms
8 Birmingham Carling Academy 2
10 Glasgow Arches
11 Newcastle Carling Academy 2
12 Manchester Academy 2
14 London Mean Fiddler
15 Stoke Sugarmill

While the more curious amongst you may find a certain symmetry between the dates above and those that friends and US tour partners HEALTH have pencilled in for the coming months, the venues listed are different, so Nottingham and Newcastle, you’ve a decision to make.

The band’s self-titled debut album arrives courtesy of Last Gang Records this week.