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Toss: name Lily Allen's new TV show

From domestic violence to flimsy frippery on DiS news; helped along the way, as per usual, by the grinning mug of Lily Allen.

The pregnant pop star is getting her own chat show on the BBC, as you may well have heard; based around the concept of social networking.

This site being, like, well 2.0 n shit, Allen’s appeal for a title for the as-yet-unnamed series finds new eyes among you, the DiS reader, and your well-trimmed wit.

“'Welcome to the site for my new TV show,” Allen says on her BBC webpage.

“Ok, it isn't finished yet, but my friends Steve and Morwenna are working flat-out to get it done…. we haven’t decided on a title for the show yet, so if you can help us out with one then please let us know. Lily x”

DiScuss; a Bloc Party Christmas card to the victor.


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fat mouth?

I entered.

I'm not telling my suggestion though.

cultural ice age

Kankles

...

My dad's

a fanny?

^

Seconded

Sit On My Face

And Tell Me That You Love Me.

Death Comes To Us All.

it does.

Gorblimey

How about....

Blah Blah Blah Blah Boring Bollocks Blah Blah...

Has a good alliterative effect.

Lily's Friend Request -

Denied

get the kleenex

as in 'and after the break...... get the kleenex'.

Lily n' Shit

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Pertruding Minge Testicles (PMT for short)

^ that should be

Lily in Shit

"I love chris"

Meaning me, because she does, she just doesn't know it you see.

rise of the idiots

So catchy

That made me a laugh a stupid amount. Just the thought of Patricia Routledge felching, badly. To the grave that will.

They'll think of loads of cerazy ideas and then

put up an online poll and then call it:

the Lily Allen Show.

or worse:

th Lly lln Shw

Lily 4 Eva

or 'fat, ugly and shitter than winehouse' (or whatever it was she wrot eon her blog.. or 'My latest phase' cos shes blates got bored of having a career in music. the stupid bint.

<3

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