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WIN! Efterklang goodies

With their DiS-sponsored UK tour kicking off tonight in Bristol, we've some special Efterklang goodies to give away.

The electro-tinged Danes - read our interview with them here - are in the country 'til December 1, when they wrap up their tour in Brighton. Full dates follow details of what you can win:

THREE winners will receive:
> A pair of tickets to a show of their choice from the dates below.
> A copy of Efterklang's out-of-print Under Giant Trees EP on CD or vinyl.
> A copy of new album Parades on CD or vinyl.
> A copy of the rare 'Swarming' promo-only CD from 2005.
> A Parades poster.
> A Tripper (debut album) poster.

To grab the swag, simply post a comment below this story stating what show you wish to attend and writing, in no more than ten words, why Danish midfielder John Jensen only managed to score ONE GOAL, ever, during his time at Arsenal in the '90s. Be creative, people.

Winners will be contacted later today via an on-site note, so be sure to log in around 5.30pm! Good luck.

Tour dates:

November
21 Bristol Thekla
22 Birmingham Hare & Hound
23 London Bush Hall
24 Leeds Brudenell Social
25 Nottingham Rescue Rooms
27 Glasgow Arches
28 Dublin Whelan's
29 Belfast Spring & Airbrake
30 Manchester Roadhouse

December
1 Brighton Pressure Point

 

Video: that goal

 

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'George Graham', 'mediocre Danish footballer' and 'bung' says it all.

Assuming no one else enters and my pathetic, hungover contribution wins by default, tickets to the Glasgow show would be nice.

Johnny Johhny Jensen?

he was a *really* shit shot, and got lucky once.

London pls.

Brighton please!

Jensen was a crap interceptor so never got the ball.

Manchester please

Johnny Lept, Johnny soared, Johnny swung, Johnny scored! - then forgot. :(

london please

he was too obsessed with his haircut. :\

he was always hammered

on faxe beer.

manchester plz.

Glasgow Please

It was one of the rules of the bung.

Manchester please

'Because Jensen doesn't goals. But if he did, they would probably be the best goals in the world'

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*do. shit

john jensen

there never much proof in his pudding, flaky danish pastry.

manchester.

please and thankyou.

x x x

fuck it... try again

"was never much proof in his pudding, flaky danish pastry"

please accept this as my entry........

x x x

leeds

denmark's pitch longed. longing birthed better pitch: efterklang's ethereal euphonies.

better still

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNLm6jy4Eco

please say that doesn't exempt me from the tickets!

London

Because 'shoot' in Danish means 'ensemble' and it distracted him.

London

Why try when paid however many grand a week regardless?

Why only one goal?

Becuase he couldn't COPENHAGEN under pressure! OMG! LOLZ!

[london please]

Sighing heavily, John regrettably accepted his role as "cult player".

that was poor, this is hard, Nottingham please.

London

He's streaking towards goal. Bacon the net. Too many rashers.

easy

BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKING DONKEY

london please

London Please

Johnny Johnny Jensen he smoked Benson, he coughed, wheezed, sneezed and fell to his kness but was a damn sight better than Gavin Henson

What's an on-site note?

Have I turned up late to the awards and missed the announcement of the winners?

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