Despite reports to the contrary, Lily Allen will not be the new face of underwear brand Agent Provocateur.
The news comes as an official spokesperson from the lingerie firm undermined the news as rumour.
Vahina Giocante, this perilously named French actress, will model the range instead.
DiScuss: who do you think should’ve gotten the job?
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