A Palestinian terror group have threatened to behead Madonna and Britney Spears, claiming they're spreading "satanic culture against Islam".
The views came courtesy of terror group The Popular Resistance Committees. They were expressed by senior figure Muhammad Abdel-Al in snappily-titled new tome Schmoozing With Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!.
No... that's gone right over my head.
“If I meet these whores I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.”
An obvious, if slightly uncreative, solution.
More from Abdel-Al: “If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them."
Madonna and Guy Ritchie will head to Israel in the next few days to celebrate the Jewish New Year.