Exclusive: Jeffrey Lewis to answer readers questions via drawings

Mark E Smith is slowly turning into Stephen Hawking (looks wise that is)?

Her Majesty the Queen, Osama Bin Laden, Paul 'The Guvnor' Ince and vertically-challenged funnyman Ronnie Corbett?

stilton?

show your working.

how do you think it would look when you reach 70, and you ended up sharing a room in an old peoples home with Will Oldham?

can i get a witness?

you do an interesting acoustic song on i saw on youtube about the development of punk in new york and the how 'the british stole punk from the americans'. could you draw how this happened..i'm still not convinced.

oh and if that doesnt interest you. could you draw 'boy pigeon chasing girl pigeon in the park' but the pigeons faces are the faces of the jarman brothers from the cribs. i would like that very much.

for some reason swiss cheese with coconut heads has taken over New York, marshalled by a zombie army....do you bow down before your nutty overlords and use their holes for cheesey pleasure, or lead an underground resistance movement through the medium of comic books?

what would the world be like if robert crumb had been president of america?

Can you draw me a picture please?

(It's still a question dammit)

you have some spare time on your hands. a group of friends present you with three choices. you can go watch the darts, you can go dog racing, or you can have an evening playing downfall. which would you choose?

When an idea strikes what do you pick up first; a pencil or guitar?

is the best way to wearan octopus

Are there any questions that you couldn't answer in the form of a drawing?

fuck off jeffrey lewis.

their brother at some point during childhood. Did anything like that ever happen between you and Jack?

...what things would you most like to be made up out of?

i enjoyed the article be nice to hear the new things when it comes out...like a genie im having three tries in a desperate attempt to win this thing so here goes.
1.would you ever grow ALL your hair and nails and never cut them?
2.as you are standing by a wall in the picture I wondered if you were in actual fact in the oven and if that is where the gasman cometh from as your shirt looks ripped and i fear it was his crime.....is it still safe to cook brownies for fear of them being torn into shreds?
and finally
3.if you were to combine two animals what would they be?I as an 'artist' have combined animals in my past time...my favourite so far is pigrus (half pig half walrus) however he has to wear waterwings as im unsure whether pigs are apt swimmers.
small note:hi im gem i emailed you the other day about a sketch and you told me to try on here as you were swamped...email me if you think these were truly lame and ill catch you later jeff sweetcheeks
gem x

who could vanquish Champion Jim?

Do all of the rock stars in new york bump into each other in the supermarket? Do you sometimes bump into Thurston Moore in the street and decide that you both need to go food shopping and when you get there Tommy Ramone is already talking to Lou Reed, both blocking the isle with shopping trolleys while Nina Nastasia nods to you laden with stuff because she only came in for cheese so didn't pick up a basket. Does Jim Thirwell and Wayne county giggle at the checkout when they see that Debbie Harry is being asked for a second form of ID because her signature doesn't match the one on the card? In short, is it ever hard to get through a saturday in New York without bumping into famous New York Rock Stars?

What does the creature with the atom brain look like ?

That is all

I was read that in southern Kirtland, Ohio there was a road that passed by a couple of houses in which the Melon heads lived. At night, starting around sunset, the Melon heads would come out of their houses and stand by the road watching cars go by. Just staring at you, never trying to get to you, never saying anything, just standing and staring with their large hydrocephalic heads.

Question is... Are there melonheads living in Ohio?

have you ever just felt so...ordinary? especially in highschool?

slash:

what's your favorite color ice cream?

Comix are the refuge from and the light towards what?

you do most of your drawing like? In the paper on Saturday they show the room that a famous writer works in. It's bizarrely interesting, and I'd like to be able to picture you drawing your pictures, or writing your songs.

On 19th October, Misty's Big Adventure think you're in Coventry. You think you're in Falmouth. Who's correct?

Have you had a near-death experience? If so, how did it happen?

...WINNERS of this will becontacted early next week.