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Korntastic: no, really.

Anyone keeping tabs on Sheryl Crow these days? A month or two ago, she proposed to the world that, following a toilet visit, you should use a maximum of one sheet of paper to clean up. Jonathan Davis just went one better.

Korn announced yesterday that they are to be touring this Summer using vehicles that operate on domestically-produced biodiesel fuels.

Says lead singer Jonathan of their brainwave: "We all have children, and I just worry about my kids' kids," he goes on, "[I worry about whether] they will have a place to live [and I hope] that they won't have to live underground. I think it's time we really did start trying to do something about getting rid of oil in general. We have the means to fuel cars in different ways. We have the technology to do it. We're doing our part to set the wheels in motion."

The name of this fuel? Korntastic. No, really.

Oh, and they've got a new album out.

Really though?

?

we can be happy

but now they're relevant again!

one of their new songs goes like this: "bring down global warming! that shit's a stain i can't abide!"
note: might not strictly be true.

"fuck you and your four by fours/

making my kids live underground/like filthy rats/which is what you are with your four by fours/bastards"

*CHUMMMMMMMMM computerised guitar*

*fat greasy rape of hip-hop*

What was the name of the book....

where this guy invents a time travelling machine and goes to the future to discover 2 creatures called Elois and Mortifs (who i believe lived underground)

This article kinda reminded me of that.

sounds very close to Mortiis

who does indeed live in a cave, populated with bats and casio keyboards.

mewithoutYou

have always run their tour van on used vegetable oil that they buy from restaurants. And they're actually a quality band. What I'm trying to say is, "Fuck off, Korn, you shitty publicity whores."

They should change

their band name to 'Quorn'.

Stinking fucking hippies.

No I wasnt being sarcastic

Thanks for the memory jog though

One sheet?!

Fuck off.

haha!

but "live underground"?! where the fuck did that come from?

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