"I'm sorry, girl, but that ho was me..."
This was how we were left twelve episodes in. Only so often can Beckett, Pinter and Phil Redmond be knocked from their pedestal but with news that R Kelly is to bolster the tap-drip phenomenon that is Lost In The Closet with ten new episodes all expect to be left cliffhung like never before. Again. The greatest hip-hopera of all time, detailing the pursuits of lead character Sylvester, will now boast 22 episodes with Kelly introducing elderly guttish gentleman Randolph and a preacher to the foray.
233,000 copies of the DVD have sold in the US, gobs-agape at the tender dramatisation of Chuck and Rufus's confused relationship.
Does this not dull all the accusations of clumsyhanded sexual philandering somewhat?
Below: R Kelly's recent collaboration with Usher