Tight Stripes: Jack and Meg play one-second gig

although there was lots of bend in it

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is my word. You liked it, you cant unlike it.

well done you get:
a young knives jar of marmalade (mouldy)
a sachet of wonka fun dip sent to us by a thoughtful japanese band
a pen lid, or something like that.

don't bother leaving an address, i'll know where to find you.

1, 2, 3, 4, GRRRRUUNNNTT! (end).

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DEFINITELY an F.

...because "Adequately Satisfactory" is one word too long.

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Never utilise a sesquipedalian word when a synonymous diminutive will suffice

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I like how the various news reports have just plucked c sharp out of thin air, like they think people wont care or notice that they've just made i up. Lol. You can just imagine them in their office..

Ooh. What note was it?
I know a note! How about a.. c sharp?
wow, is that a real note?
Yes
Brilliant. We'll go with that.
Sounds awesome.

or singers get to the stage where they think they can do absolutely anything and get away with it with their adoring fans.

This is the most cuntish thing I've heard since I read about J-lo having one eyebrow technician for each eyebrow (though, different, obvs).

What harm would it have done to do a three song set?

I was going to order their back catalogue because I kinda missed having some of their stuff, but fuck 'em. They're not THAT good.

Are they sure it wasn't a D-flat?

i think this is a great statement. i would be pleased to have 'seen' the White Stripes 'play' for free in the street like this, and i like them a lot. i especially like it that the crowd seem to enjoy it.