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WIN: Tickets to Vice's 24 hour Jackalope party!

Gee whiz! Vice's 'Tales of the Jackalope' all-dayer sure does look neat. DiS has tickets to give away.

Running roughshod over the manicured lawns of Kimberley Hall, South Norfolk from midday on the 4th of August to midday on the 5th of August, Jackalope has one of the best party line-ups of the summer.

Look!

Dizzee Rascal

The Fall

ESG

Chromeo

Fucked Up

Uffie and Feadz

Foals

Shy Child

The Rumble Strips

Gang Gang Dance

These New Puritans

Chris Cunningham DJ set

Late of the Pier

The Hours

Dananananaykroyd

Lightspeed Champion

Get Shakes

Errors

DJ Medhi

Autokratz

Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man

The More Assured

Comanechi

Stricken City

Connan & the Mockasins

Florence and the Machine

Invasion

Turbo Wolf

The Phantom Band

Economy Wolf

Maths Class

Le Tetsuo

Dead Pixels

Mamashamone


Like we said, it's impressive. What's more, only 3,000 people are getting in to see 'it' - that's where we can lend a hand.

** Tales of the Jackalope is put on by Vice magazine. We're going to completely rip-off Vice magazine. **

** DiS wants YOU to show US your 'dos and don'ts', Vice style - don't worry about filling a whole page. Just find a picture and make us laugh with a couple of sentences about it. **

Upload them somewhere online, if they aren't already loitering in the virtual realm, and post links as a comment below. We'll then adjudicate and the tickets - we have two pairs to give away - will or will not be yours. Simple, yeah?

really fucking neat

if i don't get to go
i will cut stuff up

do

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d121/raquelbuzz/snails.jpg

be a snail and eat brown bread.
start with the crusts, it will make your hair curl

x

you should definitely go to this

as it's going to be amazing....especially us ;)

DO

http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/thebigdale/?action=view&current=oxford.jpg

pederasty may have been cool in Greek times, and it may have been cool when it was Oscar Wilde, but these days it's all about surrounding yourself with well bred fillys, sitting back with your first hard on in twenty years and wondering what it was about a man's arse you ever found attractive.

DONT

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c204/frenzyj/franky_eurovision.jpg

go to see the Eurovision song contest, and share a hotel room with two people you met on the internet.

Don't....

Girl in picture. . .

. . .age: 7 and a half.

Arsene frequently disguises himself as a school etc....

DO

don't

.

http://astro.temple.edu/~slento/mullet.jpg

DON'T leave the house without protection. and no, not *that* kind

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