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Man named in Jam Master Jay murder case

Legal papers regarding the murder of Run DMC's Jam Master Jay have been filed in New York, naming one of two people allegedly involved in the hip-hop musician's fatal shooting in 2002.

Ronald Washington, it is claimed, was the armed accomplice of another, as-yet-unidentified, gunman who fired on Jam Master Jay, real name Jason William Mizell. Washington has denied his involvement, and actual charges are yet to be pressed.

The filed papers, though, state that Washington "pointed his gun at those present in the studio, ordered them to get on the ground and provided cover for his associate to shoot and kill Jason Mizell".

Mizell was shot at a Merrick Boulevard studio in Queens, New York, on October 30, 2002.

Christ

was that 5 years ago?

Why was he shot?

It was cos they wanted him

to die.

Maybe they wanted him to cry?

but messed up.

Nah, then they would've just stormed in and put

a Bambi DVD on.

That would never have worked

everyone knew JMJ loved Disney!

Even the death scene in Bambi...

and the bit in The Fox and The Hound when you think the Bear killed the Fox...

Hmmm well that '50 Top Tearjerkers'

that was on TV the other day made a convincing case for ET being the saddest film of all time.

Even sadder than when Jenny died in Forrest Gump.

Yup, you heard me.

surely the winner should've been

that bit in Homeward Bound where you think the old dog hasn't made it home.

No, sadness is

The tail end of Adam Sandler movie "Click"...

But when sadness is so quickly overtaken

by unbridled joy, it can't be deemed a tearjerker, surely?

Maybe just a cliffhanger?

And everyone knows JMJ wouldn't have been brought down by a cliffhanger. He was gangster, yo.

sadness is

being made to watch any film with adam sandler in.

Or

Be made to watch ANY Romantic Comedy.

RIP

Jam Master Jay.

Tragic.

Oi.

No-one fucks with Happy Gilmour. Stone-cold classic.

Amen!

Sadness is probably...

Thinking you're too cool to watch Adam Sandler films or romantic comedies!

If they just aren't your cup of tea, fair enough.

Anyway, Click would break even the Tin Man's heart (or Scarecrow, whichever it is).

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