Mogwai's Barry's burned: guitarist doesn't much like Keith Richards
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Mogwai, rarely ones not to speak their minds, are back at it. Bashing other musicians via their website, that is.
Guitarist Barry Burns (pictured) has written a love hate letter to a certain member of The Rolling Stones. Its title: Keith please cease breathing.
Ouch. Although it is addressed to a Keith 'Richard'... perhaps he means someone else? Unedited version below (link):
Hi everyone. I just woke up to find that average blues guitar peddlar and all round unlikeable London pirate-like arsehole Keith Richard snorted his dad's ashes on a drug binge. Well done Keith, you talentless publicity hungry horrible prick of the highest order. He then goes on to say modern bands are a load of old crap. Right, but can we really listen to the opinions of a nasal cannibal?
Keith, your band are possibly the worst band in the history of human events, worse even than Placebo and The Reynolds Girls combined. Your posh English singer sings with an American accent about a load of old American prostitutes he met once and your guitar licks are Grade F. The sooner you die the quicker my Ladbrokes bet comes in between you and McCartney you old dick. I hope you kick the bucket in the most humiliating of ways, like on the toilet and then being eaten by your own dog. Stop living and give us peace you attention seeking non relevant oxygen thief.
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"nasal cannibal"
hahahahahahha!
bf
What a dick. Regardless of what you think, I wouldn't mess with Keef. He might snort your ass
...
Cunt
although...
mogwai at the liquid room would be an alright gig
A load of shit insults.
Hardly qualifies as news, surely?
not as good
as mogwai at cabaret voltaire tho!
Aye
but it's funny in't it?
Plus
I reckon being eaten by yr own dog is quite a creative idea.
Yes
Very, very funny.
or...
towers of london in Bannermans
...
I actually quite like the stones. but not as much as i like it when 'gwai get a bee in their bonnet about someone!
that sounds awful
sorry
What's with the Placebo bashing?
fucker!
it was...
pretty good actually
nonsense ruck of the audio unconscious
how can baz deride keef as being tackily publicity hungry when throughout mogwais career their only PR tactic to promote whatever lady-like "rock action" they are about to peddle has been to step up and deliver a slagging to some ridiculously easy target? the placebo/reynolds girls line is however a thing of quite some beauty. excellent if uninspired tits. much like mogwai.
so..
what are they promoting? Mr Beast has been out for ages and nothing else is on the horizon, as far as I know.
rrr
aprt from the new dates
Mogwai - bunch of cunts
I'm not a huge rolling stones fan, but these mogwai chaps are fucking idiots. All they seem to do is critise and slag off other bands. What is the fucking point?
He obviously hasn't
listened to Exile on Main Street.
One of the crappest things ever written - he could become a star on these 'ere boards.
..
ah yes, the world tour.
Tongue firmly in cheek, no?
It's too over the top to be completely serious.
eh?
thats why this place exists
for ppl to spend more time slaggin off bands they dont like... i mean you wouldnt want to waste your time sayin that a particular band is great...
craigx
Well...
i fucking love it. Judging by the real venom in the insults i would say it was more than a publicity stunt - just someone having a rant, whether justified or not.
Fair enough i say.
But then i do love Mogwai so...
hmmm
I love Mogwai and fucking hate the Rolling Stones but this does seem a bit pointless I must say.
Barry's back!!!
I really miss the rants he used to do on their old web site.
I see no obvious problems with his comments; they seem concise and fair to me.
i think
its great and agree with every word he says!
rolling stones are crap, I don;t understand how they got so big, and Keef is a prick.
Mog who?
I'm afraid to slag off Keef you need some kind of status for it to mean anything, until mogowogol? are even bareable to listen to, barry 'The Foetus' burns should crawl back into the whole he came out of.
Also snorting your dad IS cool AND rock and roll, I asked my dad if I could do it to him when he dies, he said "yes".
Yes, obviously
this guy is right.
What a t*t.
...
It's because Placebo are the worst band in the history of the universe.
Regular readers may say this seems to have dislodged the Levellers, but note that I only said THIS universe. The Levellers are pan-dimensionally shite.
worse than placebo....
hhahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaa
genius...
mogwai
i love you. i hate all these politicaly correct pussies.
Boring Scottish knobjockeys
have dates to promote. Write bollocks. DIS slavers all over them. Job done.
hardly
this was written weeks ago, and they used to regularly let rip at whatever was happening in the world, tour dates or not.
i quite like the one that followed this rant:
Sgt Peppers!!!!! Cool!!!
Great News. Such musical wonders as James Morrison and The Fratellis are to celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the Sgt Peppers Beatles album by covering songs from it. I for one cannot wait to hear this meaningful idea come to fruition. Only thing is, can anyone really better the genius of "With a little help from my friends". I know Wet, Wet,Wet came REALLY close but it'll take a mastery of music to pull this one off. Such classics as "A day in the life" will surely be so difficult to interpret due to it's subtleties and beautiful piano breakdown. I cannot wait and I doubt you can either. Yeah! Now shoot me in the face with a shotgun.
Mogwai are amazing
also from their site:
Cool!!!
Great News. Such musical wonders as James Morrison and The Fratellis are to celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the Sgt Peppers Beatles album by covering songs from it. I for one cannot wait to hear this meaningful idea come to fruition. Only thing is, can anyone really better the genius of "With a little help from my friends". I know Wet, Wet,Wet came REALLY close but it'll take a mastery of music to pull this one off. Such classics as "A day in the life" will surely be so difficult to interpret due to it's subtleties and beautiful piano breakdown. I cannot wait and I doubt you can either. Yeah! Now shoot me in the face with a shotgun.
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amazing.
beat you to it
:)
i'm off to track down the old ones, they were fantastic.
The mogwai Q + A was the greatest thing ever
Why did they delete it : (
yeah it was hillarious
especially when chunklet took over for a while. all still available here though
http://web.archive.org/web/20060221112322/http://www.mogwai.co.uk/
Let
Burns have his say. And he's got a point about that old snake jabbing a knife around like that like it's the Princess Bride or something.
He's no fluffy pirate-esque rabbit.
lets hope
they dont contribuite to a pixies cover album or something like that...
Well, they once said Blur were shite
...and made a T-shirt of it. Thus ensuring I never respected their opinions ever.
mogwai:
so glaswegian it hurts
Mogwai are shit
what songs have they done better than 'You can't always get you want', 'Sympathy for the devil' 'i can't get no satisfaction' 'paint it black' 'Gimme Shelter' or 'jumpin' jack flash' and i don't even class myself as a rolling stones fan. i hate it when members of shite bands slag off artists who are blantantly better than themselves, what a fucking twat this Barry Burns is
what songs are better?
only: Mogwai Fear Satan, 2 Rights Make 1 Wrong, Helicon 1, Helicon 2, Xmas Steps, Helps Both Ways, Chocky, Hunted By a Freak, Glasgow Mega Snake, Yes! I am a long way from home, Like Herod and about another hundred of their songs.
Mogwai are the shit. The Stones are a bunch of crusty coffin dodgers with no ideas.
Keith Richard
is his name. The 's' was just added by everyone else
I agree
Mogwai are a terrible, boring band but i do agree with their views about Mr Richards. The Stones havent produced anything remotely worthwhile in the music stakes for at least 30 years. Its so depressing that people will still pay money to watch them live.
i agree they've gone on 30 years too long
but Mogwai are boring as fuck, and yes I have seen them live, and yes I have listened to their albums I have friends who are Mogwai fans and they have tried and failed to make me like them, Mogwai is a great band name though just a shame about the music
Twat
What a pointless rant.
Nice rant
but i think No Rock And Roll Fun put it better, saying that a sad old man with barely any of his marbles intact through a lifetime of drug abuse being hailed as a 'rock legend' is pretty depressing. It's a shame that he set a standard of debauchary that all new bands wanting to be perceived as totally "rock n' roll" feel they have to aspire to.
And at least Mogwai still have a chanceof producing some decent tunes.
I really like Mogwai
but, seriously now, grow up Barry. I'd love to hear someone drunkenly rant all of that in a pub but a sober man? Typing to the world? Plus he's clearly old enough to know better.
Blur: Are Shite was a no-brainer publicity stunt too. How can they accuse Keith of the same behaviour when they do it themselves?
The Stones might well be a bit standard (they certainly never caught me as anything special anyway) but I find Keith quite affable in interviews. If you look at the band's career there are all manner of stories, incidents, anecdotes and memorable quotes. In comparison, Mogwai have just left a trail of bad words.
Oh, and Zidane was boring as sin. They should hurry up and do something interesting again. If they even can.
Keef
Keith is cool and if snorting ashes of his father is what did/or didnt do its all good with me. Sod off Keef haters
Moqwai
What a suck ass dude. Piss on him
Bedwetters
I wrote that stuff because I wanted to (for a wee bit of fun in my boring life I may add) and we paid a lot of money for our newish website so we should probably use it more often, so I did. We're not promoting anything (and just so you know when we did the blur are shite t shirts, it was our sound engineer who suggested we should do them which made us all laugh painfully and uncontrollably, so we did it for that reason alone, honestly, come on.... they are SHITE). I'm just saying Keith is a total helmet because it keeps my tiny mind amused and it seems to keep the tiny minds of our fans amused as well. Take a chill pill you bedwetters and put your Killers albums back on. I can't believe this story has migrated to another site. Just ignore us. I'm sure everyone will when our next album comes out anyway. ZING!
Barry
i
second that
A-fucking-men
To all that.
Now what about some more Irish dates you lazy jock cunts?


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