Dynamic indie-dance duo Simian Mobile Disco are offering one lucky fan the opportunity to have the pair play at their house. Wait, doesn't this remind you of a song title or something?
'Purple Rain'? You perv!
The event will be billed as SMD Are Playing At My House - 'Raspberry Beret'? Just stop it - and full details are available from their official website. It's here, so get clicking. If you like. No pressure.
SMD will play for two hours at the winner's venue of choice. The pussies. I DJed for over four hours in Southampton once. I should be running competitions to win my services.
DJ services, I hasten to add. SMD's debut album, Attack Decay Sustain Release, is released via Wichita on June 4.