Bloke Party: Kele lays into the Gallaghers

finally someone stands up to the loafish oasis, supurb from kele.

the singer out of Starsailor had a go a few years back. They're now residing in the where are they now file. I fear for Kele, I really do. He's gonna be mincemeat.

*ctrl r*

really.
Bloc Party and Oasis are two of my favourite bands. Is that allowed? Not according to this "debate" it isn't...

did Bloc Party put out an absolute shitty album, now they're having a go at Oasis like the average 3 grade indie schmuck would.

Aren't they getting a bit nervous about AWITC's reviews???

grew up in a house with no carpets. Their mum made Jaffa Cakes for McVitie's and their dad worked on building sites - when he wasn't beating up his kids. Neither were academically bright so they left school with no qualifications, but instead of settling for a life of mundane jobs or petty crime they became world famous rock'n'roll stars.

If Kele thinks that celebrates stupidity, he's the stupid one, not Noel and Liam.

I think Kele is right about how dumb and depressing tabloid culture is, but it's hardly fair to blame Oasis for that. Noel Gallagher is obviously bright and funny, and his own past comments make it clear that he knows Oasis ran out of ideas 11 years ago.

It was that good.

he has a dig at oasis for being dumb, and then rehashes one of their most famously dumb statements...

"Can there be anyone out there who has never had a line?"

Even allowing him to overlook the over-50s (c'mon, what's the chance of grandad doing coke?) That statement always screams RICH CELBERITY BUBBLE, I LIVE IN A RICH CELEBRITY BUBBLE.

Never done coke, never even been offered it - and no, i've not lived a withdrawn dull life. Just live beyond the horizon of Kele's limited perception.

what a twat.

for the advocation of drugs but i do aggree with Kele that Oasis are a boring band to listen to. I've never really thought about them having a negative effect on brittish music but i think its true when i see all those louts linking arms shouting along to champagne supernova. I don't want those people running the country.

Agree 100%,whats' worse is all the awful
bands they have 'inspired' like Kasabian,The View and The Twang,all utter shite.

And he didn't use those exact words. It was funny the way he worded it. Natural wit, see.

And who's confused? Not me. At least I can answer straight forward questions.

I've never had a line.

to have a go at Oasis. What will he do next? Tell us he hates marmite? The world's ears are pricked!

what always bothers me most about cocaine (besides the fact it seems to turn people into even more vain and shallow versions of themselves) is the effect buying and using it has on a) our culture and b) the places where it's grown and the people who import it. what kind of angst-ridden left-wing liberalista like kele doesn't take these things into account? his main problem is something useless like 'it's bad for my voice'.

cock.

Liam sits there, and says about five words. 'They look like University Challenge contestents.'.

And suddenly, everyone's up in arms. The fact Kele responded to this clear provocation is ridiculous of him. Liam's done it to get a rise, and guess what, Kele's taken the bait.

Its like me and DiS. Leave one post in a thread, and watch all hell break loose, from people who claim to be more intelligent than the instigator.

Guess what? Liam's the genius. Kele and everyone else crying about it are the chimp-brained fools.

Wake up.

Franz Ferdinand did what everyone of these idiotic Southern twats should have done, and laughed it off with ease. Alex just said 'Well, if that's his opinion, fair enough.'

Its like that wanker from Klaxons at the NME awards. 'We're glad you hate us Noel.'

Get off the stage, you embarrassing nobody.

...pernicious is just a word.

at oasis as much as the next man, but still - you're not Damon Fucking Albarn, and if everyone I knew had done cocaine I would take it as a sign to take a long hard look at the bloated lie you're living.
Seriously. Fuckwit.

It's The_Glory, back again to stand up for the underdog, for honesty, fairness and justice on the DiS boards.
Oh, wait...

is alienating any potential fanbase.

You have people growing up with Oasis being one of their influences and reasonings to listen to music.

I tell you he's alienated me with his views on the working class. He's been very ignorant and taken every person of the working class as a die-hard Oasis fan. Who does he think he is? Tony Benn?!? Ben Elton?? Elton John?!? John McClane?!? Who is he to become a society breaker.

He references drugs, almost over-riding his view.

He reacted to a silly little playground thing and makes some sweeping statement. He failed to look beyond Liam Gallacher, who most of the working classes would describe has a prick. He think he forgot Noel Gallacher, generally makes valid, strong statements with some evidence behind them, although they are often a simplistic statement.

He's almost a hypocrite in that he writes about this 'orrible country and the society he lives in. Yet saying 'Everyone I know likes Cocaine' means he has some acceptation of it all, he's quite fine in his life. He's believed his own hype.

He's gone down in my estimation and I suppose in many others.

that's one of the reasons i like them so much, they seemed to be an alternative from all the pete doherty/ libertines/let's all take drugs shiteness. that and of course their music is a million times better than bands like that.
i still like them but that ecstasy comment at the bottom kind of lets me down.

cocaine is horrible. i've found that the people who take it have no personality when they're not on it. and i get the feeling that kele was talking about ecstasy with the air of chemistry student who has never experienced true euphoria.

methinks he's trying to gain some credibility, but is looking even more twattier.

listening to music. Many people's first introduction to music which leads to great things. Oasis were many people's band when naive and young.

Liam and Noel will always be like kids in the playgrounds. It's above chaps like Kele to carve out a decent personality (I thought he had one until today), Paul Smith of Maximo Park manages to perceive himself as a likeable chap without any kind of slagging off.

it really is euphoric.

or can be, at least.

Come here. No closer. Little bit closer. Just a teeeny bit more...OASIS ARE FUCKIN SHITE!

This time at Oasis

brian hervey....ta ta kele ta ta

Good job Kele.
Oasis make a couple catchy tunes and suddenly they're hailed as Gods. Noel thinks he can get away with so much but he's just a lout.