NME Awards: winners in full

winners Enter Shikari???!!!!
I could never imagine Peel if he were alive today playing their kiddie emo schtick somehow.

I remember when these were an alternative to the Brits. Now look at them.

That Killers video is awful!

director; look i can do this thing with skeletons

Brandon: Skeletons don't have moustaches

"oh ya and thanks to Noel for still fucking hating us"

Shut the fuck up you toffee nosed twat !

dont deserve worst band.

i think can think of much worse bands!!

who lets Matt Bellamy be awarded sexiest man.

direct that video? christ knows what he was thinking that day.

and that's what makes it terrible... unless of course it's his way of saying shit song, shit lyrics so I'll make a shit promo to highlight this fact. in which case it is the best video.

…could possibly make me gay! Deserved award!

The nominees were just as rubbish as well. My favourite story about this was the nme's one about the predictable "doherty controvesy". He got kicked out because he tried to steal a spoon. Yes, a spoon.

are The Twang?

Who are NME's actual readership these days?

Muse? Best British Band?
MCR? Best International Artist? Makes me feel ill.
Who the fuck are 'the Twang' anyway?
What exactly makes Gerard Way a hero? Coping with going prematurely gray?
What exactly is good about the Brixton Academy?

God I could almost carry on for every award, props to Klaxons, Jamie T and the Mighty Boosh though.

...but not, like, WHOA amazing.

Which, sadly, is expected of The Twang.

Difference:
I like The Long Blondes. They're refreshing.

I dislike The Twang. It's OFMGbad.

And the NME cant stand it.

WTF SHE IS COOL

Even the shitty non-awards are wrong, jesus.

PS I cannot believe the cheek of naming it the John Peel Innovation Award.

and also to the reactions on here about it. come on guys, we know they lost it years ago - if indeed they ever truly HAD it in the first place in most of our lifetimes. indie is popular, meaning they cover what sells and not what ought to. it's sad, but with so many other media out there who cares eh?

they might have well called it the "tesco checkout music awards for the slightly ill-informed" and avoided the heat...

people's suggestions as opposed to simply blurt out terms of disgust/shock/revulsion.

And why is predictability so bad exactly? Would you have been happier if the horrors won best band?

but.
yes.

between my chemical romance and panic at the disco, exactly

faintly amusing, as opposed to MCR who are just cack.

but today in the times there was an article about these awards, and instead of putting a picture of Enter Shakari, they'd put one of Shakira.

Well, it made me laugh anyway.

yeah i saw it too. i was about to post it. made me laugh :)

It was painful television "Rock stars" getting drunk, swearing to look hard and generally embarrassing themselves. Jarvis and Beth butchered that Temptation song aswel which was sad because i quite liked them pair.
Even though its a sham of an award it's nice to see the boosh lads out and about Naboo is rrreeally small!

you actually know..

The Arctic Monkeys won that award last year...?

....the world still turns.

Mighty Boosh just encourages retards to dress like retards. Do any of those kids realise that Noel Fielding is the fall guy in that show? If I walked into Rescue Rooms dressed as Stan Laurel, would that be cool?
Infact, don't answer that.

er, note just how drunk sarah "cleaning up" harding was presenting the first award?
or is it one of those 'no-one cares' things?

bravo for NME-haters, i love you all

the sexiest man? Are you sure that's not a joke? LOL Even Matt himself wouldn't expect that, I am sure.

...is it a coincidence that these people are dead, and therefore cannot protest to shit bands receiving awards under their name.

he looked greasy in Supermassive Black Hole.

was from Arctic Monkeys and Kasabian.

I was writing an NME-awards pisstake, that's exactly what the list would have looked like.

best dressed faris rotter? *notes stupid name* he'd get beaten up down my way. pillock. anyone can go to a fancy dress party as robert smiith, no need to do it all year round.

It even got an oscar! Its so bad I didnt even watch it through to the end.

but arn't the awards supposed to be about music?

WTF kate moss?

is anyone honestly surprised at any of these results? shit bands win shit awards in a shit paper read by shit-heads.

...at the winners of the innovation award.

Christ!!!

yeh, good work on being so innovative.

Just gonna stick on some 'Horse the Band'

i watched about 10 minutes before i came to the conclusion that going to bed would be more interesting.

newsflash to the nme - being unconscious is better than anything you can rustle up. oh dear.

I missed the beth and Jarvis performance on E4 (of all channels, never anything that's worth my time watching) but caught it on Channel 4 and was trying to decipher what they were singing and where the tune was actually coming from and could only hear crashing guitars and Beth screaming and Jarvis dancing up and down like a lemon. Totally disappointed and now that they are recording and releasing the duet, I don't feel inspired to buy it. Was so looking forward to seeing Jarvis but was totally let down. I think I'll stick to his album.

But as for awards ceremonies, they are there to hate, ridicule and condemn and criticise, so what I have read so far, everone has it down to a tee!

Finally, Enter Shikari for Peel innovation award? I don't think Peel would touch them with a barge pole. Klaxons for 10 year olds

I know that you guys are pissed about kate bell and all, but has anyone noticed THESE TWO FUCKING CATEGORIES IN A MUSIC AWARD?

Villain Of The Year - George W Bush
Hero Of The Year - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

George Bush? Why the fuck is he in a music award show?