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Your Face Here? Duloks offer advertising space... on their behinds

London-based pop trio The Duloks are raising money for a trip to the Far East in a very unusual fashion: the girls are offering advertisers to pimp their products via the medium of arse.

Yup, the girls are offering you, perhaps, the opportunity to put your face on their shorts. Why? They have to raise money to fly out to play the Baybeats Festival in Singapore. And they're poor. And they've shorts. And behinds. Makes sense? Guess so.

Says singer Mira: "It's going to be superhard to raise money for the flights but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity that we're determined to take a shot at least! Why do flights have to be so expensive?!"

To encourage young girls to poke their bottoms in the faces of men old enough to know better than to dribble a bit? Probably. The Duloks' debut single, '(I'm Gonna Follow Your) Star Trail', is out later this year, and the band's MySpace can be clicked to here.

Should you want to take out a little advertising space on the girls' shorts (!), e-mail info@duloks.com. You bad man, you.

these guys

are fucking shit, be ashamed if you like them

who?

uh oh

I am *in* the band and I'm ashamed

yeah who

whichever one of you

'dissed' me from stage during your show at the Social because I was wearing a white top and being a bit still, and having a go at me for needing to visit the lavatory mid-gig, you were oddly hot, so i'll let you off.

yeah, yeah who?

Ian Botham

sold his arse space to British Beef (see awful new TV advert). And look where it got him!

these guys

are actually fucking great.

I guess i'm ashamed

except that I'm not

poo sucks to you bobj

on TV?

go Duloks?

No, but really

Who?

not gash not great

I'll give you

Fifty quid for

"Indonesian sand sucks"

duloks are ace.

mira is my wife.

you'll find out at the next silver sun gig

if you actually come to this one.

father ted quote of the day:

".. they ALL have lovely bottoms.."

who are they then?

they are fucking great

and this is a brilliant idea to raise money. "dulok aid"!

Top idea

...but it's a bit cheeky. (wild guffaws ensue)

waitiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

I tried last time!

Damn you. I'll be there. I pwomise x

Unless, I'm like, not there, or something.

Actually

that was at stealth snow_brig

They were a-gradely shit that night. If anything will put me off a product, it will be seeing it on their asses. yuk!

In related news

I'm selling advertising space on my elbow if anyone's interested.

a fucking great band

yessums.

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