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Stop the clocks: Liam Gallagher to appear on Countdown

Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher is in talks to appear in an episode of Channel Four's Countdown.

The one-time 'bad-boy rocker' will apparently be the special guest one week in 'Dictionary Corner'.

I promise you, from the depths of my heart, that DiS isn't making this up.

Look!

"Liam loves it and yes, we're in talks about him coming on," disclosed co-host Carol Vorderman. "I told him I think it will do his cred no end of good."

Liam Gallagher taking lessons in street cred from Carol Vorderman? The 12-year-old in me weeps.

this is utterly bewildering

Des:

Er...sorry Liam. I don't think "cuntybollox" is in the dictionary.

and

it's 11 letters

That picture...

..that picture is excellent.

i think this

would be very strange

This will be

the best week of Countdown ever!

which week is getting knocked off the top?

just out of interest.
:)

Errr....this has to be a joke.

...can you imagine how little of dictionary corner they'll be able to show?

Des: "how did dictionary corner get on with that selection of letters?"

Liam: "f.."

Des: "right Bob, your turn..."

Bob: "vowel please carol..."

and so on...

Hehehe

That is how much of the word Liam will manage.

Des: liam, what have you got for us?

Liam: f.

Des: ......rrright. Any advances on f?

hahahahaha

*checks date*
nope its not april 1st

please let this happen! it would be the most rock and roll, un rock and roll thing ever

...genius

I doubt Liam can even spell his own name

Please..

make this happen. I would like to hear noel's reaction to the news as well.

It's a stroke of...

...marketing genius, I would tune in FOR SURE. Maybe he's actually a well spoken, literary type and we've just been taken in by his 'public persona'. Maybe.

Reckoning

I just loled hard at "F" hahahahahahaha

Do you think he'l say

upon meeting Des.....Hiya Des Lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynam

Only if he hadn't...

...realised that it was actually Des O'Connor, and not Des Lynam. Scoff.

It's another Des now

A shit one.

tickets

well if he ever does get onto Countdown, here's how to be in the audience with all the OAP's

http://www.sroaudiences.com/

Yeah

i wonder how the elderly audience would respond.

Theyll all be pissed

and heckling him. Or complain about why a piss poor John Lennon lookalike was in dictionary corner.

Oi.

I saw her first.

I'm in

anticipation as to whether Liam will cry out with laughter half way through a conundrum shouting "Des mate, look at this, they've got breasts in the dictionary!"

I..

... so want to see this. i love countdown and i recon liam's surprisingly articulate.

BEST NEWS EVAH

yay

he has a very high IQ apprently

read it in a mag..

oh no. it was on QI a few years back

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