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"Can anybody find meee...somebody to love?" No-one making Mika squeal this Valentines...

Reports indicate that Mika will be all on his Jack Jones this February 14th.

"I may be getting famous now but no one wants to go out with me," the 'diseased Leo Sayer' told The Mirror.

"In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me. I've got no date for Valentine's Day either - it's all a bit depressing to be honest."

DiS can certainly imagine one person who might be willing to make those grey skies disappear. (Cough.)

:D

3/10

Drowned in Sound,

Mika's biggest fan.

The endless amount of angles on which one can hack the man. I dunno ey...

Thats actually the best queen song

Im going to listen to it RIGHT NOW.
Also, Mika bashing is getting a bit tedious. Brian may, despite being the worlds biggest sell out, had some valid points.

"In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me. I've got no date for Valentine's Da

Maybe all the millions he's going to make for writing completely shit music will be a comfort?

he should call brian may

if brian may isn't bothered he could send anita dobson with a guitar.

Fack

I think there's endless mileage in Mika-bashing!

ha

mega LOL

Sadly

y'can see from a mile away that this is designed to garner sympathy sex.

Which it, inevitably, will.

scraping the barrel.

HI BRIAN MAY!

He needs to eat a few pies

He looks scary skinny.

Its fair to assume

that someone with a voice that goes so high may have no testicles. He could be one of the castrati for all we know.

you called him the disaesed leo sayer?

no wonder Brian May was so offended, disaesed front men of questionable sexuality are bound to be a sore point.

ive recieved two valentines day cards. i feel strangely unalone

he looks like chris morris

from brass eye

^

so, so wrong. really.

I quite fancy the cunt.

*swoon

Comparing

Mika to Chris Morris is a great insult on the undoubtable genius that is the Brass Eye creator, but actually i can see a bit of a resemblance...forgive me Chris

Its Chris Morris in a wig.

All some joke to freak the nation.

I fucking hope.

mmm....

i bet you'll be on your own 2 m8

hehe

same here m8 i'd make him squeal:p

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