Belong? I don't get it. Do birds drink rubbish lager? Seriously, this has puzzled the DiS office for a bit: wut?

And in related news, London-based and chart-bothering rock quartet Hard-Fi - the best London-spawned band since The Clash, if memory serves - are working on their second album. Their debut, Stars Of CCTV, has a yellow cover.

Soundgenerator.com reports that the new material is "sounding great", and that the album's expected to be released in the winter.

Guitarist Ross Philips says:

"We're all back in the studio now after the Christmas holiday all a little bit fatter and unhealthier, Kai still hungover and Steve still wearing the jumper his nan knitted him. But a few cups of tea and some Jammie Dodgers and we're ready to rock.

"Christmas for Me, Kai and Steve was spent sitting round the house eating, sleeping and watching Eastenders. Rich spent it in South America. He said. He went to research the Eco-political landscape but we reckon he was lying on the beach drinking cocktails from coconuts. Wanker.

"But we're all glad to back, all is feeling good in the studio and the tracks are so far sounding great."

I played Monopoly on New Year's Eve. Yup.