Get Closer to Kelly Osbourne? No thanks, says Hef
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Rock daughter Kelly Osbourne (pictured) apparently harbours desires to appear in Playboy, but an interview with the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner suggests she's unlikely to peel for its pages any time soon.
Hef spoke to Closer magazine about young Kelly's ambition:
"I can't see it happening somehow. We don't airbrush to that extent."
How rude! Hef's tastes, though, aren't totally to be trusted: our friends at Playlouder report that he's keen on seeing Victoria Beckham get her puppies out for his 'readers'.
That's so, so wrong, Hef. Get back to your bunnies.
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what a cunt...
Hugh Hefner is in my top ten most revolting men ever.
I saw Kelly Osbourne, and she is TINY
We don't airbrush that much
brilliant
That picture
looks like a torrent of vom is about to erupt from her throat. I feel the same way about thinking of her doing some 'artistic' poses...wurp
That picture looks like
someone is just about to spaff in her mouth!! Playboy would never stoop so low.
bf
I dare say she is, but so is Hef, so that just sort of levels the playing field.
He is a revolting old cunt, and I hope there is a hell, just for him
or maybe
she's really enjoying a pool cue
i dunno
could be interesting in a sort of National Geographic way.
This month:
murky cavernous gorges, and the unspeakable horrors that lie within
Well she's not chalking my cue like that!
I'll do my own.
...
whats so bad about hef? (serious question)
It would sell magazines though?
Hefner is an idiot I hope Hefner the band are not named after him.
womaniser
but a good business man
..
bad taste in dressing gowns
no
they'r named after the other famous hefner...
Yeah...
but fair play time him though. I mean, all those fruity birds and that...
Kelly Osborne's a fat bitch with a stupid fat bitch's mouth and she should be put down.
What a lovely day it is.
breadfan <3 kelly
but seriously she shouldn't WANT to debase herself by appearing in playboy.
what is
the point of her?
i bet her fanny is sealed with mucus.
she shouldn't want to be
a terrible, loudmouth, spoiled bastard.
Sadly that's what she is.
it could be done as a benefit...
...for dicksuckers cramp.
who wants to see her bits?
nooooo thank you. leave it to the pros, kell, thanks sweetie x
again,
shot in the right light and at the right angle there could be a slight Weston/Armitage aesthetic going on. y'know, rolling tundra and the like.
nice image
fanny sealed with mucus. if that can be put in a song i would be impressed
.
Ill be honest. I "would"
.
Oh and Chyna from wwf? Id rather see Kelly than that shemale.
I dunno
I reckon i'd quite like to see her on suicidegirls.com
One word:
"lol"
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