Mangled grunge debris Courtney Love has alleged that Prince Andrew - he of the Royal, Windsor-Mountbatten variety - made an impromptu visit to her Hollywood apartment one night 'looking for chicks'.
"Prince Andrew turns up at my house at one in the morning and he wants to party," Love claims in her new book 'Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love'. "He'd come to Hollywood to look for chicks. I don't know what he expected at my house.
Now, to my mind, it seems acceptable that the Duke of York would be in Hollywood on the odd occasion. What I can't get my head around is the giant leap of bravery/stupidity that was made somewhere in between Prince Andrew deciding to visit Courtney Love, at her house, at one in the morning and actually arriving, eyes sheepishly to the floor, blushing uncontrollably, before asking for TEA.
But according to a royal source, it did actually happen - though they say it was 'absolute nonsense' that the Duke was flying solo for hot chicks. Apparently he was just one of a dinner party who went on to Love's house after a meal, and left after 45 minutes. This didn't stop Love, as she continued to growl:
"I think he thought it was going to be like a party. I had these little bunny slippers on and my fluffy robe. I answered the door and he was there with a bodyguard. At one point he did ask me on the couch - I've never told this to anyone - he said, "So what do you do all day?"