Seriously, make sure that phone is yours and yours only five months from now: tickets for 2007's Glastonbury Festival are to go on sale in early April.
Organisers have confirmed that tickets for the event - which wasn't held this year, so expect massive demand in 2007 - are to go on sale via telephone lines and persistently crashing websites at the beginning of said month. Exactly when, we don't know. Nor do we much care: we're going somewhere super special around the time of Glastonbury, anyway. But can we tell you about it?
Nah. Not yet.
The festival's scheduled for June 22-24, 2007; some bands are expected to appear, and so far as we remember Michael Eavis has said Kylie Minogue's going to play. That's her, pictured.
The Boss isn't playing. Or is he? Who cares... it's always muddy and rubbish anyway, full of elderly crusties eating hash cakes and treading on your toes when you're trying to lip-read Bob Dylan, since you sure as hell can't hear what he's saying these days...