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Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

disnews by DiS News [Edit this content] ▾ 49 comments 15:22 October 13th, 2005
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Girls Aloud will release not one but two singles before the end of the year, as well as a new album.

'Biology' will be released on November 14th (wow, the same date as Bright Eyes' live record... bonus!). Another 'festive' single is planned for December, so says the band's official website.

One-fifth of the girl act, Cheryl Tweedy, said some words:

"Our new album's going to be released in early December - and there will be a special surprise on it! Can't say anymore about it just now, but it's gonna be good..."

If it's not secret footage of Girls Aloud torturing seal cubs, then I want my money back.

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Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

I think it will be secret footage of the other four takling the piss out of the ginger one.

You know for not being very attractive...
james_delve | 13 Oct '05, 15:26 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

Haha, that'd be ace. 'You're only in the band because we've got to sell records to the ginger people in the country, and you appeal to that demographic. We've got a quota to fill you know!'
bamos | 13 Oct '05, 15:30 | X | Reply

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Bamos wore a ginger wig to his boyzIImen audition!!
sadpunk @james_delve | 13 Oct '05, 15:52 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

I saw them live earlier this year and have to admit they were a bit disappointing. Not even good on an ironic level.
toiletduck | 13 Oct '05, 16:13 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

Special Surprise = Lesbian Orgy.
Stealthy | 13 Oct '05, 16:37 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

No, it's them all secretly talking about how much they LOVE simon amstell really...
imp_seriouslyover | 13 Oct '05, 18:06 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

It's an ironic name as it turns out there all robots.
Skez | 13 Oct '05, 18:31 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filth

they're still better than the killers....
vamos | 13 Oct '05, 18:31 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

I think The ginger one's by far the most attractive...shame about the fact she's a twat.
amputee-porn | 13 Oct '05, 19:24 | X | Reply

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no they're not, sean thomas from putney.
Mr_Jem @vamos | 13 Oct '05, 19:41 | X | Reply

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I wore a nosebleed to my face once
-Raz- @sadpunk | 13 Oct '05, 20:16 | X | Reply

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That might be true.

( i haven't heard nothing by Girls Aloud but, surely, it can't be worse then the Killers... )
lyle @vamos | 14 Oct '05, 10:20 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

I want an orgy with them all.

They look sweet but they'd be great in...

sorry, I *heart* Girls Aloud.

xMx
Mariathefrinkyone | 14 Oct '05, 12:55 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

Why would you waste article space on a bunch of shop dummies who were dragged out of the dregs of talentlessville.They look like wotsits dripping with excessive 'three for five pound' jewellry items.
Man_I_Love_That_Rock_N_Roll | 14 Oct '05, 14:05 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

Excuse me, man_that_I_think_etc etc etc,

does have article have to consist of someone banging a drum and three others twanging away on guitars and a bass to please you?

How sad.

Mariax
Mariathefrinkyone | 14 Oct '05, 14:35 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

Yeh, but this isnt supposed to be Pop Bitch is it?
CaviarAndCigarets | 14 Oct '05, 17:08 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filth

i think that your all really silly, you don't seem to like the music(i hate it) which isn't surpirssing but why waste time talking about a load of sad sad girls when you could be looking at porn instead of fantising about shit girls wearing normal clothes?
indierock_loveit | 14 Oct '05, 19:47 | X | Reply

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Girls Aloud are by far the fittest girl band of all time. The more we get to see of them the better I think. Crack on ladies!
rich_theman_hughes @indierock_loveit | 14 Oct '05, 20:08 | X | Reply

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I think it will be Bright Eyes' Christmas number 1 offering. With Conor dressed as Santa and the Girls Aloud hoes dressed as elves. Or some such festive nonsense.
tinkerbecks @james_delve | 14 Oct '05, 20:09 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

Tesco's are five checkout staff missing ...do you think Girls Aloud could be the missing ones !! :P
Taggy | 14 Oct '05, 21:08 | X | Reply

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wut?

girls aloud are the sex.
adumcs @Taggy | 16 Oct '05, 17:42 | X | Reply

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wut?

girls aloud are the sex.
adumcs @Taggy | 16 Oct '05, 17:42 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

I'm sorry if this makes me a loser who only likes twangy guitars, banging drums and a bass, but Girls Aloud are really really bad (and worse than the Killers.)
DaydreamNation | 17 Oct '05, 16:10 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

^ i agree with ya .....I took some kids to a gig and one of the acts were *cough cough* Girls Aloud they didnt even sing live for a gig..........so they must know themselves they can't sing live
Taggy | 17 Oct '05, 22:44 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

R.E; Excuse me, man_that_I_think_etc etc etc,

does have article have to consist of someone banging a drum and three others twanging away on guitars and a bass to please you?

How sad.

Mariax

Excuse me MARIAX...

I think you need to be re-directed, as you are on the wrong site; 'twangy guitars' are god here...

WWW.I-used-to-like-take-that/and/went/to/seethe-backstreetboys-one-time-but/someone/told/me-longhaired-boys-are/like/so/now/so/i-want-to-be-a-groupie-but-still-like-shite-music/so/i/just screw-them-whilst-secretly-i-still-listen-to-robbie/williams.co.org.uk

You should relate to that!
Man_I_Love_That_Rock_N_Roll | 18 Oct '05, 10:48 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filth

i wanna know, who here hates me and who here loves me for saying this, Girls aloud are shit, they can't sing, they have nice bodies and all, but they really have no musical talent, there aimed mainly at little girls and old perverted men, they are just another shit band like hersay, they'll go down in the history books as one of the shitest bands ever, god i hope the new site starts the news articles a fresh and doesn't keep this article, i'd musch rather have something to do with good music back onit, only good music, not the shit like this that doesn't belong on a good site like this!
indierock_loveit | 18 Oct '05, 19:52 | X | Reply

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Longest sentence ever....
Browno @indierock_loveit | 18 Oct '05, 20:35 | X | Reply

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yeah, i'm not that good with grammer, well, anyone hating me, or loving me for that
indierock_loveit @Browno | 18 Oct '05, 23:09 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

Girls aloud are talentless singers and have only got as far as they have by their looks and pop thingy programme
Taggy | 18 Oct '05, 23:26 | X | Reply

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The redheaded one is the prettiest. Sounds like 'Delve' is a bitter wanker and probably not very attractive.
DonnaMatthewscomeback @james_delve | 19 Oct '05, 11:18 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filth

and, why is it on the dis boared, it makes me bored to death of seeing shit bands with no talents to be on good music website. (well browno is that a short enough sentence?:p)
indierock_loveit | 19 Oct '05, 21:59 | X | Reply

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For someone who hates Girls Aloud so much, you seem to be reading an awful lot of articles about them.
shadyadie @indierock_loveit | 20 Oct '05, 11:52 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

hmmm.... dunno exactly what Girls Aloud are doing on DrownedinSound, but thats beside the point. Firstly they are way shitter than the Killers. And they are just a pop band - manufactured, over-marketed, polished, starved & fake tanned, and I don't think any of them are trying to be talented artists, just pop stars. So more power to em I say. If I had a body like any of them I'd get around in size 6 jeans & midrift tops aswell.
foxymophandlemama | 20 Oct '05, 14:31 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

hmmm.... dunno exactly what Girls Aloud are doing on DrownedinSound, but thats beside the point. Firstly they are way shitter than the Killers. And they are just a pop band - manufactured, over-marketed, polished, starved & fake tanned, and I don't think any of them are trying to be talented artists, just pop stars. So more power to em I say. If I had a body like any of them I'd get around in size 6 jeans & midrift tops aswell.
foxymophandlemama | 20 Oct '05, 14:31 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filth

how much fake tan do you think they go through each day per girl? 2 bottles?
indierock_loveit | 20 Oct '05, 16:38 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filth

I hope the bonus feature is a video all 5 of them fisting one another in a glorious orange-skinned shaz-fist-wrist-fury-orgy-circle.

I reckon the Tall blonde one squirts buckets.
naturaldeath | 21 Oct '05, 12:06 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filth

uuummmmm, intrsting, i must be the only guy who doesn't put "guy" things on, (but ladies don't worry i do think them;))
indierock_loveit | 21 Oct '05, 17:32 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud get Biological: make up your own filthy headline

It's not a "guy" thing, it's a "shaz-fist-wrist-fury" thing.

Get yourself to superdrug and get with the program!
naturaldeath | 22 Oct '05, 11:28 | X | Reply

Girls Aloud

GA are the shit.
You haters are just shit.
Like Dre'd say: "Fuck y'all".

Mike_Diver @naturaldeath | 24 Oct '05, 11:01 | X | Reply

noo!!

Don't be silly, now, the ginger one is the best one!

Cheryl Tweedy is scary-looking, and not really that great, and the others are merely ok... maybe except that rather cute blonde one, and I'm not talking sabout the other blonde one who's in all of the photos!

But yeh, the ignger is both cute and sexy at the same time, she doens't get enough credit cos loads of guys automatically write gingers off.

nickhart @james_delve | 31 Oct '05, 01:36 | X | Reply

Hahahaha

You sir, are a fool!

I liked Nsync better, you twat.

Mxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how does.....

sorry,i think that girls aloud lack talent and will suffer the same fate as the spice girls!!!! They're cute, that's all the have going for them. Besides how does a racist end up engaged to a black man, publicity stunt...I think so!

solice | 12 Dec '05, 10:48 | X | Reply

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