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Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

The American media went doo-lally yesterday after a report that Britney Spears had dropped her bairn early.

Rumours spread like some kind of fire in the wild, or something, with radio stations across the country saying that Spears had been admitted for a caesarean.

Well, um, they were wrong. Whoops.

"Britney Spears has not given birth. She's not even in hospital. The baby is due some time in the next month," said Spears' spokeswoman.

Could this rapid-spreading, widespread report certainty have anything to do with the fact that Spears is launching a new perfume? A perfume that just happens to be called Fantasy. Y'know, like something that isn't real, or true. Nah, probably not.

UPDATE: 15/9/05

Well, seems she has had her wee baby boy, and Preston Michael Spears Federline is his name. No comment from officials at the hospital, but Spears did indeed have a caesarean yesterday (14/9).

DiS obviously wishes mother and son, and husband Kevin (Preston is his third child), all the best.

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

If her baby looks like a snake, reckon that's the father? Kevin's gonna be mighty pissed...

OMGROFLMAO. Seriously though, that made me giggle.

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

Me too!!!

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

Im listening to KISS-FM 102.7 and they are getting reports from her hospital in santa monica that she is due any minute....

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

Im listening to KISS-FM 102.7 and they are getting reports from her hospital in santa monica that she is due any minute....

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

she's not even pregnant!
look at that picture, where is her bump?

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

Can I say that Britney giving birth certainly isn't any fantasy of *mine*!

Re: Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

That's cos she has a really good personal trainer. She managed to shed her extra pregnancy weight before actually giving birth. Apparently Posh Spice was reet jealous...

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

Why would Kevin be drunk?

Re: Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

Apparently she HAS had said baby.
Tsk tsk... spokeswoman LIED.

Re: Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

Not a fan of buckets then?

Re: Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

When Americans are pissed it means they are angry. It must be really annoying drinking lots of cider and then being angry without being drunk at all. Poor americans, I guess thats waht happens when you make cider a warm, spiced, non-alcoholic, apple drink.

Re: Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

They've called the baby Preston Michael Spears Federline, appparently.

'Preston'

D'ya think they like The Ordinary Boys?

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

or late era Beatles maybe?

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

or that place called preston?

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

That has got to be the worst name ever (yes. it even tops Zowie Bowie)

Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

I live in Preston when not at Uni, and frankly I've never been more ashamed of the fact. It's funny because if you had previously asked me a question like 'Could Britney Spears do anything to make you like her less?' I probably would have responded in the negative...with the possible exception of naming her kid after my home town.

Re: Britney: baby birth story just fantasy

in the paper it said the baby was called London Preston Michael.

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