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Bono: better than the bible

The Mirror is reporting that Bono is making inroads in his quest to literally be God.

The 'U2charists', growing bored of traditional Christian hymns, are now belting out versions of 'With Or Without You' in 150 churches spread across 15 states.

15-year-old Bridgette Roberts had this to say: "It makes you, like, warm inside." She may have God, but she ain't got grammar.

If you're interested, head to the U2charist Myspace. Or you could go here, where I found those happy chappies on the right. She was baptised during a U2charist congregation.

Photo taken from St. Georges York Harbour website

Fat ugly children

eat less pie

That girl ain't got God

because as any regular round here will know - Grammar is God!

The Cult of U2 - a scary thought.

I'm sure Bono is behind this all

...getting bored my arse...he's most probably paying them to do it.

you know, i've spent three minutes looking at the calendar

and it STILL is not April 1st.

Is there anything more scary?

Than people worshipping Bono?

And the charity that the single them and Green Day is raising money for? Just plain silly really.

This

is the greatest thing I've read all day.

Jeez, I'm going to cop some flak for this...

... but I approve.

I don't like U2.

I REALLY don't like Bono.

I don't believe in God.

But U2 lyrics seem to be more humanist than religious and I'm happier with religious folks brainwashing themselves with hymns to noble, universal emotions, rather than to a fictional superbeing.

Its depressing

How stupid some people are.
Worship through pop songs i just cant see how it can work.

I also REALLY dont like Bono.

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