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Osbourne, also seen day in day out slapping her arse in Asda (the pizzas are ever such good value), said that having plastic surgery - a tummy tuck and a face lift - saved her sex life:
"I'd never want to make love with the light on. I'd roll myself not only in the sheet, but the duvet and the pillows. Ozzy would tell me I was daft."
Anyone for a nice cup of tea?
