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Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets naked

Ha! You dirty boy you, clicking here hoping to see some nuddy former teen-queen flesh! Shame on you... and tough luck, cos while Britney is likely to bare all for a magazine, it's not exactly of the Hugh Hefner variety.

Nope nope, Ms Spears (pictured after stepping in a bear trap, maybe) is to show off her preggers belly on the cover of Vanity Fair, just as Demi Moore did way back when Bruce was still Him Indoors. Negotiations are currently going on across the ocean.

Life & Style magazine quoted a source as saying: "The negotiations are in motion. Britney desperately wants to do it and knows she has to stay in good shape. Britney loves being pregnant, and she loves her new body."

DiScuss: Is today a slow news day? Do we blame Glastonbury? Would you rather read about Live8 tickets?

Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets naked

F**k Live 8, f**k Glastonbury, and f**k Britters up the shitters and stick that on the front of Vanity Fair.

Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets naked

Monica Bellucci did that as well. I must have missed the memo saying that you can increase the readership and advertising revenue of your magazine up to 12% in any given month if you just put a pregnant celebrity on the cover.

Perhaps you guys should try it. Personally I've always wanted to see Sleater-Kinney or those hags from the Cramps heavily pregnant and all photoshopped to hell and serene looking. Someone make this happen.

Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets naked

I wouldn't like to see that girl out of the Magic Numbers though.

Re: Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets nake

Especially if pregnant, that would certainly prop up their pop profile for a while to come.

Re: Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets nake

Is she auditioning for Send More Paramedics in that picture?

Re: Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets nake

well, their profile isn't going to be improved by their music!

Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets naked

'New' body? Hasn't anyone seen the pcitures from the last few months where her fried chicken shit in a bucket diet gave her quality acne? Those beautiful clothes that scream 'I was gangfucked in a trailer park by pigs and loved it'? There ain't much different between a pregnant Britney and the Britney from six months ago physically. One can only hope she follows Courtney Love's example and never, ever shoots up on heroin during the pregnancy. Oh no, not once.

Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets naked

Again, eurgh.

xMx

Re: Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets nake

Are you sure you could tell the difference?

Re: Tabloid trash at DiS towers: Britney gets nake

Yeah, the girl's got a bigger beard.

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