Girls Aloud - they are not unattractive - reckon Pete Doherty's a bit rubbish. While they're not alone in thinking this, they are sort of famous, which is why The Times reported their slurs.
The group's Kimberly Walsh commented: "I guess that if you like brown teeth and mouldy fingers, he's your guy."
Oooh, what a bitch.
Fellow Alouder Nadine Coyle - she's the one that's Scottish or something - had a dig at the Babyshambles singer's musical ability:
"He's supposed to be this musical genius, but has anyone heard his singing? I've heard a Babyshambles album and it was like, 'What am I listening to!?' We could make a record that sounded like that, but could he make one that sounded like us?"
Yes, given the right songwriters, but could he wear a dress quite so well? No, probably not. Girls Aloud are in the press because they've a best-of album out soon, called The Sound Of Girls Aloud. It features the rubbish single 'Something Kinda Ooooh', and thankfully some good songs. Like that one about sex aids.