Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'

that picture is legendary. what a truck.

also, what is up with her left tit? jeeeesus. that's weird.

Kelly "fucking" Osbourne, eh? She's one of the worst examples of the human race I'm yet to see. Spoilt, talentless, moronic little cow.

GAH.

twice......

yuck. that's orrible.

dude....shes fucking hot.

now that i would pay good money to see. Had to sit through the pain of her new single. Never have i wanted to wash my ears out with sulphuric acid before.

And i still wouldn't do her if she triple-bagged her head.

#shudders#

Dude, she's as hot as the inside of my fucking cold freezer.

What an awful picture!

im hoping youre being ironic, am i missing something?

not photogenic is far too polite a phrase! the girl is a bullmoose.

and just what the fuck is your problem with mooses? even when i'm paralytic, i still look at least ten times as good as that horror show! It looks like someone who died in a tragic boob-melting accident, and was then rejected by both Heaven and Hell, purely on the basis that they were just far too ugly, and was then forced to walk through life looking like the back-end of a herniating dog

What a repulsive little bitch.

"i still would." - I most certainly wouldn't.

I would.....................................


For enough cold cold cash. Or my own record contract/fame for my band.

Hell worked for the Used guy.

Isn't make-up supposed to make you look better? She is absolutely horrid.

I heard she is a suprise headliner at Truck this year.

i think shes quite pretty, but many people don't understand my idea of whats attractive! looks good in her video though

I get the feeling that, in years to come, she'll be vindicated as making the greatest artistic move since Dylan went electric and Radiohead went electro.

*coughs*

...you forgot to mention 'the greatest career move since Britney got into school uniforms'...

I normally don't attack people for their looks. As a sensitive little mite who spent years with bodily issues and all manner of noodlesome thoughts, I don't like being that judgemental. That said, I make an exception in her case. She is the lowest form of life, she ranks lower than Paris Hilton or Jordan, for she is bereft of any sort of irony or humility, happy to release vile songs, happy to release cover versions with her father thus raping his band's legacy, content to roll around being the fat, ugly spoilt little bitch that she is. She is the Veruca Salt of the music industry and the day she swells up and bursts, showering most of North America in fatty tissue and unsold copies of Shut Up, will be the moment that God comes down from heaven above and apologises to his creatures for forcing that digusting troll upon us.

god she probably heard a Ladytron record and decided that nobody knew what electro was. I heard some of her record. And god. It sounds like Goldfrapp taking a shit.