Jackson leaves label that he might not have ever actually been on, or some other silliness...

So Michael Jackson didn't do anything bad, in the end, right? But he still flew off to Saudi Arabia, or Kuwait, or Bahrain or some such Middle Eastern country to hang with his pal Abdulla Hamad Al-Khalifa. Then came word that the pair had established a label, called Two Seas, yes? I think so... Well anyway, it's all ridiculousness as Jackson's left the label... which he might not have been on, anyway... and something about something... hang on...

Righto: Jackson's parted company with ol' Abdulla, it seems, and he'll not be releasing any music - music like the never-gonna-happen Hurricane Katrina charity single - through Two Seas. The label's CEO has said that Jackson never signed a deal anyway, soooo...

...So now he'll be releasing material through his new company, The Michael Jackson Company. Genius, that. He's apparently going to be working with producer Teddy Riley really quite soon, too - Riley worked on previous Jackson hit 'Remember The Time'. An album's expected in the summer of 2007.

Got that? Goooood. Remember: he did nothing wrong, right? What? Wrong? Excuse me...