Oasis announce details of new single and album

erm... Queue multi threads... dissing and praising!!!!

*fails to care*

"Don't Believe The Truth"?
What a bunch of fucking retards.

"LYLA! You got me on my knees. LYLA!"

babababababababowwowwowwowwow

I'm quite disappointed that no one has used the headline 'I CAN SEE A LYLA'.

No?

Oh well.

Just remember: it won't be any worse than last year's Glasto performance.

It's a ploy to get people to buy their artistically redundant drivel that they pass off as music:

The 'Truth' - Oasis are a steaming pool of dysentery induced arse gravy that make records that they play to foreign terror suspects in Belmarsh prison in a bid to torture out some confessions.

Oasis' response? - 'Don't believe the Truth'....just buy our shitty new album kids!

Noel Gallagher would make a perfect politician - every time they churn out the same turgid shite, he always says that it's brilliant and a real return to form etc. and in actually fact it's the same turgid shite. I always really hated Oasis though...

Christ on a bike I didn't think anyone these days would be so vacuous to still actually defend Oasis! Noel would be so proud, he might even buy you a pint...

Thanks for the suggestion, I might just do that.

i think you misquoted noel there .. it should read -

Noel Gallagher remarked: "It's The Who. 'Lyla' was specifically designed for pogo-ing. We wrote 66 tracks and they all sounded exactly the same

oasis are so shit it isnt even funny anymore, what is funny is that people are still foolish enough buy their albums. losers.

I 'spose I just thought your comeback to, ahem, dick cheese was pompous and high-handed and symptomatic of a particularly loathsome strand of indie yoof and when I saw that photo of a frail young man in your profile, it was like a red rag to a bull...however, it wasn't you, it was one of your heroes, which in a way is worse, but I was rude and confrontational to you and you've responded with tact and decency, so I shall graciously withdraw my remarks, as a gent ought.

Oasis have spent the past eight or nine years peddling wearisome crap, but before that, they put out two albums of enjoyably stoopid, swaggering terrace anthems. They also really got up the noses of people who like dinner jacket, acoustic guitar music. (Or powder-faced, black-dyed hair lit-rock for that matter.)

I will check out The Arcade Fire when I get the chance, though I suspect, from your photo I may well dislike them. A superficial judgement maybe, but then pop music is a fundamentally superficial medium and...well, he does look kind of silly.

Good lord I have been long-winded...

unless he was refering to a bundle of sticks or a meatball

I 'spose most of the lit-rock singer-songwriters to whom he refers are a bit like a bundle of sticks or a meatball...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh I see, you ARE taking the piss.
Sorry, my bad.

erm....ok...right. Perhaps you should have spent less time bullying 'nerds' at school and more time paying attention in English class, you illiterate moron. Oasis are the perfect band for people like you, you're welcome to them.

and I don't bully people

I am sorry for any spelling erors but the illiterate thing was bellow the belt I'M not thick I'm just shit at spelling , anyway what get's on my tits is people sayin how shit oasis are in a sence that all who like oasis must like shit music ' hey I like loads of stuff you have on your profile, but not all of it !my girlfriend likes keane I don't but I can respect her taste . so if you don't mind fuck off

oh common now ?keep them coming you nazi and hears me thinking fuck off is universall

1st two albums - good in their day, deserve the odd play once a year - the rest of the stuff, well just throwaway dad-rock in my opinion.

Won't be buying that's for sure, and I ain't heard it yet.

I said "something remotely worthwhile". Try again...

"oh common now ?keep them coming you nazi and hears me thinking fuck off is universall"

Complete gibberish. What a cunt.

What the hell? Tell me you are not referring to the Cure's Robert Smith! At least he reads. And, by the way, he adamantly denies wearing "powder on his face," not that that has anything to do with Oasis.

The Cure, and Robert Smith in particular, are legends, pioneers, and no less so just because I agree with Timme a little bit. I think we all can appreciate a little genius of the brothers Gallagher!

Oasis are the greatest band of our generation. They changed music when it was going nowhere. If oasis are so uninspirational, how come so many new bands have such respect for them. Open your eyes and your ears and stop being sheep. Everyone has their own opinions but things like i'm not even going to listen to their next album cos they are mancunian wankers is the sort of comment i would expect from school kids.If you dont like their music, fair enough. But swearing about them is amusing. All shit bands sell millions of records and become household names then I guess do they?????