Cheered by news of their countrymen romping home at the Brit Awards, the makers of Irn-Bru are to slap Franz Ferdinand all over their bottles.
The limited-edition run will feature four designs - one per band member - and will be all fizzy and orange and stuff.
Tomorrow: Buckfast to paste Arab Strap lyrics onto their multipacks. "It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen..."
DiScuss: If Rome had taken Scotland, would they all be wussies like us English dogs?