Holler at the Channel Islands, yo.
This weekend sees the third annual JerseyLive festival take place on, unsuprisingly, the Channel island of Jersey.
DiS will be at the event, catching the action and documenting it in the form of a delicious podcast and article. That way, it will be like being there, but without actually leaving your house. Admittedly it will hardly be 'live' - three days later in fact - but y'know, you can just build a moat around your house, knock the VAT off your shopping and pretend you're in Jersey.
Tickets for JerseyLive are well and truly sold out, so if you're planning a last minute getaway for your fill of music and Bergerac references, you lose. If you decide to hit eBay or something though, here's a line-up for you to ingest:
Hope of the States
The On Offs
+ lots more
I might take a photo of my face while it's in Jersey and put it on the internet, if that's what you're into.