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Jack White back on the market

In a disappointment to all who dream of red and white weddings, White Stripes frontman Jack White has split with his celebrity girlfriend Renee Zellweger.

Rather distressingly, the announcement was made to People magazine via Zellweger's publicist who says that they "remain good friends" and that there is "no scandal" and "no new relationships".

Now, that’s hardly the way to announce a rock n’roll love split is it? To People magazine…

Next up… Jack: My Story, exclusive to FHM…

Jack White back on the market

I recently read in some 'Hot Gossip' (sic) magazine at work that Reneeee wants a baby, could that be the deciding factor?

Jack White back on the market

fascinating.

Jack White back on the market

i passionately dislike the white stripes

Jack White back on the market

i heard he was shagging his sister

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too. far.

Jack White back on the market

I feel as though I should stick up for Jack (seeing how our names are only one letter difference). I really like some of the White Stripes stuff and I really like that Oragon song with Lorreta Lyn, but I honestly dont care who he is dating.

Its kind of funny me saying that when Im reading the article in the first place isnt it?

Jack White back on the market

mustnt read celebrity gossip ..... but its too easy to be nosy.

oh well , i give in.....bring on the latest strokes girlfriend graph please.

Jack White back on the market

I want to go out with him...

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Yeah I heard they were married. Or something like that.

Jack White back on the market

er...have you SEEN him?

and his acting skills in cold mountain were horrific. it was a shame he didn't get killed by the home guard. fucking deserter.

Jack White back on the market

er i think this was reported in elle a few months ago...

Jack White back on the market

so you resisted "fell out of love with a girl" or any such lyrical punnery?

Jack White back on the market

It would be slander to say that he knocked her about, wouldn't it?

Jack White back on the market

The tsunami then this, 2004 sucked man !

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Jack White is a Sexy. Bitch.
He deserves better than that Squinty Pork Sausage.


< / hysterics >

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Only when she deserved it.

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(p.s. that's a joke.)

Jack White back on the market

I know there's been a lot said about the Stripes, but I still think they are the best live rock'n' roll band of the last ten years or so. Just my opinion...but you should really reserve judgement until you catch them live, or check out their first album...go on, do yourself a favour.

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